A grabbag of absurdity.

Hello. I'm Silas, 26. Been here a while. I usually only tag to comment, bad habit.

[homunculus-argument]

"I learned a lot from making this" is artist talk for "making this sucked ass and I'm not entirely happy with the result."

[animelionessmika]

^what artistic growth feels like

[dragon-in-a-fez]

cats will be sitting there next to a full bowl of food looking at you like "perchance if thou will grant me the smallest morsel of sustenance I may yet survive the cruelty of this cold night"

[the-quasar-hero]

We all got that one mutual that be going through the most treacherous situations a person could endure and then posting a few minutes later about why such and such should get fucked through a concrete wall.

[the-quasar-hero]

Mutual: my situationship partner just got caught in a tornado at a broken glass factory where they were cheating on me with my landlord who just increased my rent by 6000% and my pet marmot has a disease so rare they’re naming it after him and all my bones are becoming apricot jelly which I’m allergic to.

Same mutual 16 minutes later: Do you think Ronald McDonald and the Burger King ever explored each other’s bodies?

[hemipenal-system]

anyway i looked at that radfem's blog some and the conclusion i have come to is that basically every single queer issue is bodily autonomy with a different coat of paint on it and radfems, who are in theory big on bodily autonomy, oppose this because they're dork losers with no principles or critical thinking skills. which does line up with my pre-existing expectations of them i will say

[hemipenal-system]

reasonable bodily autonomy issues radfems like:

women shouldn't be compelled to wear makeup

abortion should be pretty much unrestricted

women should be able to wear whatever they want

reasonable bodily autonomy issues radfems really hate for some reason:

if you want to take hormones you should be allowed to

if you want surgeries you should be allowed to get them

you should be allowed to change your sex if you wanna do that

consensually date and fuck who you want forever

gender affirming surgery isnt mutilation but if you wanted to mutilate yourself it's your body so you can do that too

anti-bodily autonomy issues radfems absolutely love:

women who like being injured in the bedroom and consent to it have something fundamentally wrong with them that renders their consent meaningless

the circumstances of your birth determine who you are forever

you have to wear the clothes i want you to wear. yeah that thing about women wearing whatever they want? yeah i was lying i actually dont think that. only i get to do that

[shinraalpha]

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[narcissistcookbook]

i don't want to alarm you but

TICKETS ON SALE NAOW

@bughuntermusic

[narcissistcookbook]

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[narcissistcookbook]

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i thought those were fingers pointing up 👆

[adaine]

the death of dvds is so fucked. what about bonus features

[adaine]

far far away idol would never happen now

[prokopetz]

Whatever else one can say about Tolkien, deciding to resolve accidentally using the same elf name twice by going "actually, it's the same guy; yeah, he just walked back to Middle-Earth from the afterlife – in fact, all elves can technically do that, but he's the only one who did" was kind of a move.

[redstonedust]

it's a shame that the trope of a character who looks 12 but is actually 300 years old is usually just used for ick fanservice because on a paper i think the psychology of a person stuck in permanent childhood has a lot of interesting story potential. unfortunately i would not trust a fandom with that character with a 100ft pole.

[baby-harpseal]

always so funny to me how Kai is considered a stylish unisex/gender-neutral name in English. like that's a northern German man in his mid 60s to me.

[baby-harpseal]

who i picture when somebody tells me their they/them polyamorous lover now goes by Kai:

[thepoisonjackal]

Cuddling into bed with new oc scenerio to imagine before bed is like when your favorite youtuber posts a new hour long video for you to eat dinner with. Good feeling the both of them

[pansyfemme]

one moment ☝️ *pauses the blowjob to start violently coughing up blood*

[innerchildabortionclinic]

your cat was an honor to see in the window

[teaboot]

I was making a doodle about an AroAce mood and fucked up the third panel but I think this might be better actually

[teaboot]

happy pride

[punishedsaints]

[shadowblade8192]

do you think the people who would build a rent reducer 9000 are the same people who are building houses

[minormalady]

I am the surgeon & I am the patient & I am the technician handing over the scalpel & I am the scalpel & I am the pervert touching themselves in the corner

[coffinvows]

when artists get rightfully upset about their art being misinterpreted, edited, stolen or even just compared to other medias, the talking point of “well what did you expect, you posted it online” sucks to hear, because god forbid people be nice, just nice, plain and simple