Incidentalberry.

[incidentalberry]

how lovely that we live in a world where neil patrick harris can villain musically…so touched

[incidentalberry]

dont read me like this :(

[maddylioness]

there should be a two year period after high school where it is socially expected that kids not work or go to school or do anything but take road trips, read books, meet new people, and take lots of pictures

[real-dreams-and-memories]

Can this actually be a thing

[high-tech-hippy]

It’s called a gap year and its pretty normal in other countries except the US.

[incidentalberry]

wish it was that normal here in asia too…but you know, pleasing the parents is a full time job

[incidentalberry]

yeah...look at her!!!

[just-shower-thoughts]

Anything can be a UFO if you’re bad enough at identifying things

[slimetony]

I might get some hate for saying this but

….some things are good

[mikacentral]

name one

[incidentalberry]

warm beds

[standingcowrrdly]

if you wanna be my lover, you gotta get with my

irregular cycles of crippling anxiety and depression

[feralboywonder]

Things I want: snuggles

Things I receive: struggles

[incidentalberry]

all the times alcohol gave my mum a hard time

that time i was 7 and my father returned from the office party quite drunk…coming from a strictly religious south-indian household she was basically brought up to believe alcohol was worse than murder or something so she just COULD NOT believe that her parents would arrange her marriage with someone who didnt share their family values™ and all night she was on the phone with my grandparents yelling and crying about deception and lies and betrayal and how she had no reason to live because her whole life was a lie…

[incidentalberry]

that time a few years later when my mum had sent our orderly to the pharmacy to purchase some 'medicinal brandy' because for a long time now my father had been giving her some in winters to help her with the cold but knowing her issues with alcohol he'd decided to lie about it :| ..when she got to know that there really was no such thing as medicinal brandy she was just so so mad...not only was she married to an alcoholic... he'd made her one too!! :( :(

[incidentalberry]

arting it at the restaurant

[itachismokesweed]

hey guys quick question whats it like to have friends

[slimetony]

imagine having ants everywhere in your house it’s nothing like that

[itachismokesweed]

can someone who actually has friends answer this?

[incidentalberry]

fun story: back in school, when everyone was bunking classes and hanging with friends i used to go to the chapel and play UNO by myself…

Fast forward to 2012, it’d been 4 years since i’d met my current best friend and then one day at work she literally used office stationary to cut hair off the top off my head because she thought it’d be funny…so yeah i dont really know which is better…

[incidentalberry]

all the times alcohol gave my mum a hard time

that time i was 7 and my father returned from the office party quite drunk…coming from a strictly religious south-indian household she was basically brought up to believe alcohol was worse than murder or something so she just COULD NOT believe that her parents would arrange her marriage with someone who didnt share their family values™ and all night she was on the phone with my grandparents yelling and crying about deception and lies and betrayal and how she had no reason to live because her whole life was a lie…

[mojav]

*teleports behind you*

[rcktpwr]

*teleports behind you*

[mojav]

*teleports behind me behind you*

[incidentalberry]

is this what jesus would do?

[incidentalberry]

i was so done with my anxiety over peeing outdoors that last year i went camping hoping i'd be forced to deal with it and after many many many hours of holding it in i couldnt anymore and found a rock way up on the snowy mountain to pee behind...it made a bit of the snow melt and you know what???? there were little fucking flowers underneath!!!! so i'd basically freed the tiny flowers by my new ability to pee outdoors!!!...and i know it's not a particularly fancy story to tell but idc because guess who's over that particular fear!!!!!!

[incidentalberry]

so this vegemite...it's not bad or anything...but it really sort of looks like some kind of weird jam that termites made...

[incidentalberry]

i dont know how many of you lived through the golden age of boybands™ but when backstreet boys returned from their hiatus with ‘incomplete’, i screamed and jumped so hard i broke my brother’s gameboy. he’s a lawyer now and still wont stop complaining about it

[fuckosexual]

do people actually put thought into zodiac posts or do people just randomly write down what soap the signs are

[exceptionals]

sounds like something an exfoliating citrus soap would say