okay so one night, whilst being delirious after being in the middle of not sleeping a wink two days in a row (as my bestie put it), i decided i wanted soup. but i didn't Have soup, i didn't have the money to order any, and. as will become Increasingly Obvious throughout this post-- i did Not have the skills to cook
what i Did have, however, was store bought veggie juice that we (my bestie, my mom, and I) theorized would maybe taste like unsalted soup. and the following thought process ensued:
- not bad juice, but I want soup
- i like mayo, and i want soup
- soy sauce tastes good with mayo
now. did i make soup? certainly not. did i finish the 1 cup of Combination(tm) that i made? yeah
couldn't tell if i liked it or was about to barf. either way! my bestie most certainly did not, and i could not blame her