Letās talk about how weāre not even a month into 2016 and the year is already wild af:
B.o.B. - a rapper - for some odd reason, is convinced that the Earth is flat and not spherical, and how NASA is hiding the truth about this information. His idiotic tweets eventually managed to get the attention of Neil DeGrasse Tyson, - an astrophysicist - who swiftly corrected him and threw a little bit of shade in there for good measure. B.o.B. then released a diss track for Tyson calledĀ āFlatline.ā Tyson then got his nephew to ether tf out of B.o.B for being stupid and disrespectful in a diss track calledĀ āFlat to Fact.ā Tyson himself then went on The Nightly Show and flamed B.o.Bās dumbass live. B.o.B. also doesnāt believe the Holocaust actually happened, but hardly anyone paid attention to that. (x)
Wiz Khalifa went on a rant about Kanyeās album title change and how heās biting off of Max Bās āwavyā influence, ending with āHit this kk and become yourself.ā Kanye mistookĀ ākkā for a jab at Kim Kardashian and unleashed hell on not only Wiz, but Amber Rose and their child as well. Amber Rose took notice and decided to tell the whole world that Kanye likes to get his ass played with. In case you were wondering what Wiz meant by ākk,ā itās weed; Wiz said Kanyeās ignorant reaction to kk is proof as to why he aināt wavy enough to change his album title to āWavesā in the first place. (x)
Blac Chyna is now dating Rob Kardashian, and is actually being very supportive of him as she helps him get his life and health back on track; However, sheāll likely be sitting right across from Kylie and Tyga at the dinner table from now on. (x)
Rihannaās new albumĀ āAntiā got leaked a day before it was finally released; her opening song āConsiderationā featured SZA, who was recently dragged because of her 5 year old tweet stating that Rihanna (and Ciara) canāt sing. (x)
R. Kelly confessed that he asked for his own motherās hand in marriage. (x)
Sharon Osbourne tweeted that she had a dream that Shaq gave her that pipe and now sheās publicly thirsting over him despite being a married woman. Shaqās playing along with it too. (x)
Frosted Flakes mascot Tony the Tiger had to block several thirsty furries on Twitter because they were legitimately sexually harassing him; some of them got so offended, they deadass slut-shammed and victim-blamed Tony for the harassment he received, suggesting he wear more clothes if he doesnāt like the unwanted attention. Cheetos mascot Chester Cheetah then jumped in and took advantage of the situation, welcoming the heartbroken furries to his Twitter instead. Keep in mind, weāre talking about cartoon mascots here. (x)
The FBI hosted a legitimate child pornography website as bait to catch consumers, supplying them with approx. 23,000 pictures and videos of actual child porn. Despite gaining 215,000 registered users, they only managed to arrest 25 people. (x)
Donald Trump openly stated that his voters are so mindless āloyal,ā he could go out outside and shoot someone down in public, and heāll still have enough supporters to win the election. (x)
Meek Millās not doing much, yet he somehow still manages to continue holding Lās. (x)

















