Definitely Not Faris

Faris, 26, Film grad, freelance photo/videographer. I like french fries and shitty puns. Instagram: @definitelynotfaris🍟

[everydaylouie]

cat game

[skippyisntfunny]

[bisexual-engineer-girl]

Pulitzer Prize type shit

[wizardshark]

Why's this dude built like crash bandicoot

[spooky-narwhal]

Everything about this damn post is so funny to me. The lighting of the arm from the flash. The posing of the arm like a dramatic death from a novella. The fact the photo somehow got taken still and looks this good. The subreddit name. The fact this guy really is built like crash bandicoot

[ath3alin]

so fucking humbling to be like “no I like that character a normal amount” and then you can literally feel your heart rate spike at a mention of them like a dog that just heard the word “treat”

[pukicho]

Here's an image. The inspiration was to go into a forest with a flashlight and take a poicture of tree with my flash light.

[cowserthekhelinace]

All those dumbass birds trying to sleep:

[pukicho]

Fuck them. I’m busy shooting HEAT.

[pukicho]

U may also see my cool pics on instagram even though instagram is a little bit evil

[memequeen-official]

[dinovelvet]

[sharkinablanket]

[thefoolishkat]

and they are the bestest of friends

[solitairians]

happy friday the 13th/valentine's day double feature to all goths, emos, vampires, horror enthusiasts, reanimated corpses, romantics, weirdos, freaks, lovers, and everyone else who may celebrate

[arborix]

I can't say no to Mocha when she does this

[dogpuppy]

[my-dailydreams]

[thickness-protection-program]

My cats wanted to fight again and I wasn't letting them but the passion in their eye contact suggests they started fighting telepathically

[thickness-protection-program]

[motherfucker-somewhat-limited]

[angelbabymikaa]

You seem to care a lot about trans people for being cis yourself

local internet dumbass discovers what empathy is

[heartsl0b]

warm night, cool market

[wokeuplaughing]

lets play throw each other down the concrete staircase

[macaantoo]

it’s so important for me to feel safe around a man

[prettythuggergirl]

tumblr is the only app where i actually like the other people on it lol

[drops-of-universe]

no babe i wasn’t ghosting you i was just letting your messages age like a fine wine