I won BFDI! I didn’t let Leafy into Dream Island because she complained about ink poisoning! But everyone wants to replace me with some fire. It’s like they want to burn the tax system down! Coiny always slapped me because he didn’t want to be taken away.
A poem about Pin and Leafy (Leafpin!) inspired by the poem Gunga Din and the first two seasons of BFDI.
You may talk of Grapes and Cherries
When each group is building ferries
So to cross the great Canal and rip the ribbon;
But if you should fly past it
Though your boat had never crashed it
Soon the pointed one will keep you far from winning.
Now atop a balance beam
Where no one was on a team
The only goal of twenty was to win,
Of all the items quickened
The one who kept me stickened
Was an oozy scarlet thumbtack known as Pin.
She was "Pin! Pin! Pin!
We've got to help each other win this, Pin!
Hey! We need to get to snatching
With our lengthy limbs of latching!
You pointed plastic pinion, help me, Pin!"
Though few would try to stop us
The one that stood atop us
Appeared to be a bloom with petals five.
She claimed she needed space
And she put me in my place
But when Pin snatched me, that's how I survived.
We planned to run her over
Although we didn't know her,
The Flower's kick soon launched us all too far.
While Blocky tried to warn us,
The cube could not return us,
Although he kicked those Non-Slip Shoes So Ha.
It was "Pin! Pin! Pin!
Remember our alliance, we can win!
We're half of who is in it,
So let's get back on! We'll win it!
We just need two people down now, let's go, Pin!"
As for both the rock and tear,
They had fallen from the pier
And we stood together, neither wont to fall.
Though we still could not decide
Who could take the winning side;
We both would have some, and still wanted all.
On the bridge we both would linger
(though Pin held up the wrong finger)
Until a speaker told us otherwise.
He said to leave the beam
So to choose two different teams.
It's not that bad, but I wished it was lies.
It was "Pin! Pin! Pin!
How could he have put our friendship in the bin?
I'd have jumped right off for you
If we could stay together too!
Hey! I should not choose if I cannot choose Pin!"
I won't forget the day
When my life had gone astray,
Left outcast by Firey once I saw him win.
I knew I had to do it
Put that paper slip right through it
Then came in my first alliance-mate, dear Pin.
She did not see my certificate
Didn't know how I could get to it
But I misspoke, and let her know my sin.
Now my sweet friend had turned bitter
And without a healing center
I now must face a death command from Pin.
It was Pin! Pin! Pin!
She would have let me on, were she to win!
Wasn't worth it to spite Firey
Just to make her act so fiery.
This death's a hard-earned penalty from Pin.
Soon, by Firey's hang glider
My bleak future looked much brighter
Though I still would live life paying for my sin.
I saw a map beside me
And hoped that it would hide me
But soon, it all was ripped to shreds by Pin.
And I'll walk back later on
(they will miss me when I'm gone)
So that I may see the battle fought again.
I may see Firey or Bubble,
Wouldn't think they'd be much trouble,
But the one that I missed most was always Pin.
Yes, Pin! Pin! Pin!
You slimy squishy cherry thumbtack, Pin!
Though you knew you couldn't trust me
And for that you tried to crush me,
You are my heroic leader… HELP ME! PIN!
Antony Kos starts playing HEY TWO! WHEN YOU BAKE A CAKE DECORATE AND TAKE IT TO THE PLAYERS WHO ARE SAFE
Firey wakes up giddy for the morning as Leafy is carried away in the distance, her alarm is still going off and he can't hear her, scrolls through some messages, looks up as he's about to read "Leafy kidnapped" remember to wake up Coiny whose alarm is New Friendly "in other news, Leafy has been"
(Firey voiced by oh when wilson) It's me, your friend (sort of) Firey! We need to get an early start on our day if we want to get anything done!
(Coiny voiced by Cary Huang) Just go on without me Firey
Firey: But together we are the slappers! Without you, I... just have to keep slapping.
Two objects will find themselves
Firey: What? Leafy is missing?
Coiny: Really?
And maybe Leafy
Firey: And Blocky took her?
Coiny: Aw, seriously?
But first they have to find Blocky
Blocky: I know what leaves like!
presents a bundle of Flowers to Leafy "flower?"
Leafy kicks him in the corner
"AAAAAH!" (goes into background behind fish's jaw) "AAAAAH" (chomp)
Who might need to be saved from Leafy
Leafy, voiced by who do you fluffing think, it's Taylor Swift "I keep inviting you to play catch, skiing, airplane sailing, and even to Dream Island and this is how you treat me?!"
This summer is going to be
montage of Funny Doings
Blocky kicking football
Firey: Awkward
This summer is going to be
Dance party with BFDI characters
Rocky barfing
"Bulleh!"
This summer is going to be
(montage of every time they say Dream Island in the movie)