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She/her trans Sometimes I inflict my thoughts on the world

[ashes2caches]

literally just let the trans girl be a dragon princess. she deserves it.

[incompotentcyborg]

[austsakurakyzor]

For rebuttal, the shippers and especially the fanfiction authors give zero hecks about what's going on between any character's legs in your comic.

The EGS fandom consensus is that they're a tumbleweed. A big ol' fuck pile, if you will.

[incompotentcyborg]

I agree that El Goonish Shive fans are, in my experience, much better than most about treating non-m/m ships seriously, and shipping wars in general are pretty much absent. The "everyone is just in one giant polycule, and I happen to be focusing on a few specific characters at a time" attitude is something a lot of other fandoms could stand to pick up.

But all I meant by the last tag was just that it's a deliberate part of the joke that Tedd forgets she's currently presenting feminine and casually says she's in a same-sex friendship with Elliot while he's currently presenting masculine.

[incompotentcyborg]

[reactsonly]

[psshaw]

[egsreactions]

REBLOG IF YOU AGREE!

[incompotentcyborg]

Well, yeah, that's where they belong.

[lady-of-math-and-rope]

DO NOT mix up RCBG and CMBR. Highly embarrassing mistake.

[tpwrtrmnky]

COSMIC MICROWAVE BREAST RADIATION

Chapter 1: The Big Boob

[tpwrtrmnky]

guy who lives on the shitty bigotry allegory planet, reading about real-life earth power structures: wow okay this is a terrible allegory for the cycle of violence between the equally powerful greplops and mergnoks.

[incompotentcyborg]

The concept of "genders" really just fails to capture the nuanced forms of violence against chromatically diverse people. Which gender is supposed to stand in for green people?

It's further muddied, because apparently in this universe people are also different colors (natally, somehow), but only on a spectrum from pale pinkish to dark brown, and the more brown people are in fact on an axis of opression, but that's entirely separate from the chromophobia allegory? Wtf?

[kittensnotepad]

Reblog so Bronson can go to Clifornia

Or get slimed

[incompotentcyborg]

Eldritch abomination noticing you in its home and gently putting you in a little cup and releasing you outside.

[tpwrtrmnky]

one of the secret metrics collected by the ranked competitive breast growth scoring algorithm, "TBC," stands for "Total Boob Count." as of yet it has never had any other value than 2.

[incompotentcyborg]

Brain: Alright, here we go. We're devoting all your available brain cells to coming up with a question about queer media discourse. Scratch that, to coming up with *the* question about queer media discourse, the alpha and omega of queer media discourse questions, and that question is:

Me: (whisper) "Does 'No cops at pride' include Jedi?"

[fire-swift]

Okay I cought up with sleepless domain and I opened a random thing from my backlog which happened to be ranked competitive breast growth

This is really fucking fun.

And good

Ranked Competitive Breast Growth

A trans girl hatches a brilliant scheme: Infiltrate a community of cis men who compete to see who can grow the biggest breasts by taking hor

I describe it as: "Funniest cognitohazard ever" "Can of brain-worms" "Death note if it was good" "Doing pirouettes on the line between hilarious parody and hate crime" "It's like being on discord in the 2020's"

[incompotentcyborg]

My respect for a food youtuber is exactly proportional with the amount of trauma they are willing to put themselves through in the name of culinary science. And in that regard, Ordinary Sausage reigns supreme:

[tpwrtrmnky]

Nichole and Katherine from RCBG should...

Kiss

Play video games together

Focus on the competition

Cease these shenanigans and work on their degrees

Go for a SECOND fake girlfriend to fix it all for real

Move to different cities

Voting ended onFeb 21

[tpwrtrmnky]

"My utopia can beat your utopia"-posting is a red flag for someone whose engagement with politics is effectively just another fandom for them, btw.

Like it's distinctly detached from having anything to do with solving any real problems by any methods whatsoever

[tpwrtrmnky]

"Well in the anarchist utopia how do they-" who cares. If the anarchist comes up with a workable solution for a problem that exists right now, they're doing something useful.