incorrect 5sos

im like a condom, always here to protect 5sos when things get hard 🍆💦💨

[ughkat]

stuck in this era forever

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ashton, driving michael and luke: so how was your day?

michael: we almost got surprise adopted!

ashton: what?

luke: we almost got kidnapped

ashton: oh ok

ashton, slamming on the breaks: wait, whAT DO YOU MEAN YOU ALMOST GOT KIDNAPPED

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ashton: michael.

michael: oh no, "michael" in B flat

michael: you're disappointed

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luke: ive never been in a snowball fight before

ashton: wait, really?

luke: i don’t even know the rules. is there like a points system, or is it to the death?

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an evil russian: you ready to die?

michael; hang on lemme just call ashton

*on the phone*

michael: this evil russian guy asked me if i was ready to die

ashton: michael say no

michael to the russian: he said no

russian: oh ok then, see you later

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ashton: what are you doing?

michael, spreading toothpaste on a slice of toast: multitasking

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ashton: what's your biggest weakness?

luke: i can be really uncooperative

ashton: can you give me an example?

luke: no.

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michael: did i die?

michael: am i in heaven?

*knock on the door*

"open up, it's calum"

michael: oh no, this is hell.

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calum: are you into oral?

michael: oral hygiene

michael: gotta keep them teeth healthy bro

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michael: can i ride my bike outside?

ashton: do what you want, im not your dad

*2 minutes later*

ashton: noT IN THE STREET

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ashton: 8 letters, 3 words. say it, im yours.

calum: 8 letters 3 wo-

ashton: no cal-

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michael: did it hurt?

luke: what? when i fell from heaven? no that would be in-

michael: when you fell from the vending machine.

luke:

michael: 'cos you're a snack

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michael: i think im the most responsible in this whole group

ashton: you just set the kitchen on fire!

michael: yeah, and i take full responsibility for that

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ashton: what state do you live in?

michael: constant anxiety

calum: denial

luke: sydney

ashton: sydney is literally a city

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michael: here you are calum, a nice, hot cup of coffee

calum: it's cold

michael: nice cup of coffee

calum: it's disgusting

michael: cup of coffee

calum: i'm pretty sure this is tea

michael: cup.

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michael: it costs $100 to see a therapist

michael: but it costs $0 to tell myself "it be like that sometimes"

luke: no sweetie, no

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ashton: what's up luke?

luke: i have this headache that comes and goes

calum: *walks in* hey guys

luke: there it is again