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A bunch of your quotes have the source listed as 'unknown' , I like to think that Mizi divinely informed you of things that happened in Anakt

Cause, you know, Mizi translates to unknown

You are so right

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Till: You have no idea what I’m capable of!

Hyuna: Don’t take it personally but I feel like I’m being threatened by a cupcake.

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Mizi: What would Sua think?

Ivan: Ok, that’s an interesting thought, but hear me out. What if… we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told her?

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Luka: I like to play this game called nap roulette.

Luka: I take a nap and don’t set an alarm. Will it be 20 min or 4 hours? Nobody knows. It’s risky and I like it.

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Hyuna: Who would you swipe right for, Ivan or Till?

Sua: I would delete the app.

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['Can I copy your homework?']

Ivan: I can help you with it.

Mizi: Yeah, sure!

Hyuna: Bold of you to assume I did the homework.

Till: We had homework?!?!?!

Luka: -Read 5:55pm-

Sua: -You've been blocked-

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Till: [smashes guitar during first song of his concert]

Till: Sorry everyone, that was my only guitar. GOODNIGHT, SEOUL!

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Mizi: My goal in life is to be as wholesome as a manatee.

Ivan: I think you're already there, pal.

Mizi: Yay!

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Hyuna: Look Hyunwoo, it says "gullible" on the ceiling.

Hyunwoo: Nice try, noona. I'm not falling for that one a fifth time.

Hyuna: I'm not kidding Hyunwoo.

Hyunwoo: And I'm not looking.

Luka, walking into the room, looking up: Hyunwoo, why does it say "gullible" on the ceiling?

Hyunwoo, looking up: Really? Wher— oh, you bastards!

Hyuna and Luka: [high fives]

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Io: I remember what fun you and Ivan had, always working on cars in the garage.

Till: Fun? I remember him making me fake a seizure at Mr. Heperu so he could steal spark plugs.

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[Sua gets a call from the hospital]

Sua, at the hospital: I'm Ivan's emergency contact.

Nurse: So you're here to pick him up?

Sua: I'm here to remove myself as his emergency contact.

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Hyuna: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Luka: They do.

Hyuna: …Why did you say that with such certainty?

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Ivan: What are you doing?

Till: Thinking.

Ivan: About me?

Till: About how to stop you from setting something on fire.

Ivan: That counts as thinking about me.

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Hyuna: Sua isn’t answering her phone.

Mizi: I’ll call!

Hyuna: Ivan and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-

Sua: Hello?

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Mizi: Like the first rule of cooking is to have fun and be yourself and the first rule of baking is to stay calm because the dough can sense fear.

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Hyun Woo: I made a mistake. Now are you going to help me fix it or are you going to continue to berate me?

Luka: I am perfectly capable of doing both at the same time.

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Ivan: Yeah, when I was around 13, I kicked someone’s ass at the sledding game on Club Penguin. They got mad after the eighth time and logged off.

Till, dropping his fork: That was YOU?! I got BANNED for three months after cussing you out!