No one can stop me!

Trying to post every day /|\ Kind of an incorrect egos quotes blog, but all inspired by anon-egos since they're doing God's work out there and need to be recognized for it

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Jackie: [does finger guns at Chase]

Chase: Pull the trigger, you coward.

[anon-wilford]

Wilford: “ok” [shoots chase with a real gun]

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Jackie: [does finger guns at Chase]

Chase: Pull the trigger, you coward.

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Anyone: [does something stupid and gets themselves hurt]

Schneep: After I lovingly nurse vou back to life, I vill kill vou.

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Schneep: A gentle reminder to not have too much coffee before bed!

Chase: No.

Schneep: Zhis was a gentle reminder, yet your vords of defiance bring me ungodly amounts of rage.

[iamthevillainousberrygod-deacti]

(Late, but eH)))

Also Schneep: attempts to beat Chase in drinking too much coffee.

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Marvin, on the phone: H- hello? I- I stepped on my cat’s tail, I need to get arrested...

Jackie, softly: Marv, we talked about this...

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Angus: I was born with the ability to hunt, catch, kill, and survive!

Anyone who was on his blog: AND the ability to be a lovable dumbass.

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Marvin: Do you want to see a magic trick?

Chase: Hell yeah!

Marvin: Me too.

Chase:

Marvin:

Jackieboy: So are you going to do something, or...?

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Chase: Damn, the power went out.

Robbie: I’ll heelpp...!

Robbie: *shakes rapidly and his stomach starts to illuminate*

Jackie: What-?!

Robbie: I swaallooweeed a flaaashlightt...

Schneep, on the verge of a cardiac arrest: Why would you-?!

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Dark: [Traps a wasp under a cup]

Anti: [Walks over and places 2 more cups down]

Dark: Please no.

Anti: [Starts shuffling the cups]

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JJ: {I’m cold, do we have more blankets?} 

Chase: No blankets, we die like men.

JJ, shaking: {I- I don’t want to die!}

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Jackieboy, after saving the city: If you ever need me, just call out. I’m available 24/6!

Random citizen: Uh... Don’t you mean 24/7?

Jackieboy: Nope, sorry, Sundays are hang out with Jamie days.

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Anti: I just got asked what was Schneep’s surname.

Anti: How am I supposed to know?! I don’t care about that stupid doctor!

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Chase and Jackieboy: I’d kill for you, JJ.

JJ: {O- oh! T- that’s not necessary-}

Chase: Phew!

Jackieboy: Thank god!

Chase: I mean, we would!

Jackieboy: Yeah, but it’d weight on us.

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Any of the egos: …I’m sad. Like, a lot. Can anyone heal my broken heart?

Anyone with a dog(like) OC: Woof.

Any of the egos: Thank you.

[anon-wilford]

tru

[immabethehero]

Don’t call me out

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((I'm calling you out and I won't stop))

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Any of the egos: ...I’m sad. Like, a lot. Can anyone heal my broken heart?

Anyone with a dog(like) OC: Woof.

Any of the egos: Thank you.

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Angus: If I would get a golden coin each time the Void Cat tries to kill me, I’d have two golden coins.

Angus: Which isn’t much, but it’s weird that it happened twice already!

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Antique: You’ll get into this car if you care about your fellow... ego.

Schneep: Which one?

Antique: Anti.

Schneep: [starts walking faster]