shinzou wo sasageyo

incorrect aot quotes // I put my sources in the tags // submissions welcome!

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Eren: I know this isn't going to end well but the whole middle part is going to be awesome

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Floch: I'm with Eren, because screw you. And if Sasha were here she'd agree with me! Sasha: No. I don't.

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Zeke: Tell me the truth okay? Because there's been a lot of lying in this family

Grisha: And a lot of love

Zeke: More lies

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S4 Eren: ~exists~

Mikasa: Ooh, we like a bad boy don't we

Armin: Yeah, but not fucking terrorists, Mikasa

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Levi: You have 3 seconds to get back to your seat.

Zeke: No one can get anywhere in 3 seconds. You're setting me up for a loss already.

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Jean: ANYTHING THAT COMES OUT OF YOUR MOUTH IS DUMB

Eren: JEAN

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Eren: Jean sneezes like a girl!

Jean: How about I pound you like a boy?

Jean: That didn't come out right...

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Reiner: I'm making a documentary about my life. Zeke you should play my father.

Zeke: I don't want to be your father.

Reiner: Perfect you already know your lines.

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Udo: You are a textbook narcissist.

Gabi: Please, I'm an exceptional narcissist.

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Levi: Do you see the problem here?

Eren: Yes but I don't want to.

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Sasha: One of my biggest fears is if I wake up as a donut.

Connie: You would eat yourself.

Sasha: I wouldn't even question it.

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The Gang as Iconic Vines

Eren: What the fuck is up, Kyle? No, what did you say, dude? What the fuck, dude? Step the fuck up Kyle.

Armin: Iridocyclitis. I-R-I-

Mikasa: I'm a bad Bitch you can't kill me

Jean: uh I'm not finished. First off you need to- oh my god. Can you let me do what I need to do.

Sasha: I don't have enough money for chicken nuggets.

Connie: You just drop in and smack the lip whapow drop down then smack the BAArghA

Marco: mothertrucker dude. that hurt like a buttcheek on a stick

Reiner: We all die. You either kill yourself or get killed. What you gon do? What you gon do?

Bertholdt: ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this

Annie: Bitch gon' step on my fuckin toe, bitch with them fuckin cowgirl fuckin boots bitch disgustang

Ymir: Move I'm gay. In the workplace being gay just had it's perks.

Historia: have you ever had a dream that you- you want to- that you- you wi- you want- you could do so- you- you c- you want him to do you so much you could do anything

Erwin: Well when life gives you lemons

Levi: I won't hesitate bitch

Hange: So I was sitting there, barbeque sauce on my titties...

Zeke: You're not my dad. You always wanna hear something. Ugly ass noodlehead.

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Eren: Do I regret it? Yes. Will I do it again? Probably

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Sasha: Sometimes I think I've lost something really important to me. But then it turns out I already ate it.

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Jean: Love is the most amazing rare and precious thing in the whole world

Sasha: Have you ever fallen in love?

Jean: Five times a day

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Zeke: Eren is the best but he's 19. When Eren was born I was already in 10th grade

Zeke: Which means if we we met back then I'd be hanging out with a baby and I didn't know anything about infant care

Zeke: ... my god I could've killed him

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Jean: Floch, can I take you to my therapist? Because they think I'm making you up