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based on T.J. Chamberlain's A Saga of Light and Dark icon: Kris | header: Eva

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Woman: Aw she’s so cute

Ely: Thanks she’s a rescue

Adrienne: Stop telling people that

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Avery: Why are Nerissa and Poseidon sitting back to back?

Isobel: Oh, they had a fight

Avery: So why are they holding hands?

Isobel: Nerissa gets sad when they fight

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Nerissa: What if I poured coffee in my cereal instead of milk?

Poseidon: [taking the coffee pot from Nerissa] What if you didn’t

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Emmet: Hold on! I’m having one of those things….a headache with pictures

Nerissa: What the fuck?

Ada: He’s having an idea

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Nerissa: If you have an opinion about my history “lectures,” raise your hand

Poseidon, Emmet, Ada: [raise hands]

Nerissa: Now put them over your mouths

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Nerissa: I hate

Avery: You hate what?

Nerissa: I HATE

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Poseidon: [sneaks into the room wearing a huge coat]

Adrienne: What’s with the coat?

the coat: [meows]

Poseidon: Drugs.

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Avery: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Nerissa: [raises hand]

Ada: [puts her hand down]

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Emmet: I want someone to take me out

Ada: Like on a date or with a gun?

Emmet: Surprise me

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Ada: I sent good vibes your way. They’re coming. There’s nothing you can do to stop them

Nerissa: …This is the most threatening way I’ve ever been cheered up

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Adonis, self-importantly: When I was your age -

Emmet: When I was your height

Adonis:

Adonis: Now listen here you little shit -

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Poseidon: ARE YOU-

Emmet: Fucking

Poseidon: -KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Emmet: Fucking

Poseidon: IDIOT!

Ada: …What was that?

Emmet: Nerissa banned Poseidon from swearing, so I volunteered to help him out

Ada: I think you just like saying the f word

Emmet: That doesn’t make my job any less important

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Poseidon, with great delight: Oh, Issa’s gonna hate this

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Nerissa: I could kill you if I wanted to

Emmet: Yeah, so could another person

Emmet: So could a dog

Emmet: So could a dedicated duck

Emmet: You’re not special, Nerissa

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Nerissa: Do you love me?

Ada: We’re married

Nerissa:

Nerissa: Yeah but as friends or -

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Poseidon: Change is inedible

Nerissa: Don’t you mean inevitable?

Poseidon, spitting out a bunch of pennies: No, I really don’t

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Emmet: [bends down on one knee]

Ada: OH MY GOSH, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING

Emmet: [ties shoelaces]

Ada: HE FINALLY STOPPED WEARING FUCKING CROCS