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pickup lines and incorrect quotes relating to LoA

[incorrect-avantris]

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Edge of Midnight

Once Upon a Witchlight

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Beneath Dark Wings

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One-Shots

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[explosiv-glasses]

Your prompt:

Gideon : We’ve been conducting an ongoing study to see what Gricko will and will not eat.

Torbek: Grass? Yes!

Gideon : Moss? Yes!!

Torbek: Leaves? Ohh, yes!

Gideon : Shoelaces? Strange but true!

Torbek: Worms? Sometimes!

Gideon : Rocks? Usually nah.

Torbek: Twigs? Usually!

Gideon : Kremy's cooking? Inconclusive!

Frost: How did you… test this?

Gideon : You just hand them stuff and say ‘eat this’ and if they eat it, they eat it.

Frost: ... I don’t know how to feel about this.

Kremy: IS THAT WHERE ALL MY SPARE SHOELACES WENT?

[the-sapphire-cat]

Games night on the Rhapsody gets really competitive really fast, everyone’s dressed as who I think their Mario kart mains would be

Thank you @incorrect-avantris for the inspiration.

[incorrect-avantris]

THIS IS THE ARTT!!!! OF MARIAS!!! EVER!!!!!!

Those custom controllers must of been expensive for those frugal freaks, Thank God they have their priorities in order

[incorrect-avantris]

Rett: you find my pain funny!?

Leboosh: I find everyone’s pain funny but my own.

Rett:…

Leboosh: I’m French

!

[incorrect-avantris]

Leboosh: What’s something you guys are better than Pyke at?

Rett: Mario Kart.

Chuckles : Yeah, video games.

Dandy: Emotional vulnerability.

[the-sapphire-cat]

Now I’m just imagining the stardust rhapsody crew having a games night together and Pyke (the actual racer) just getting last place every time due to unrealistically bad luck.

I’m talking, gets blue shelled at the finish line then gets stuck on a prop for like 3 minutes kind of bad luck.

[incorrect-avantris]

He also gets too locked in sometimes, kicking his foot forward to Slam the gas and falling over on his golf out chair knocking him prone

[the-sapphire-cat]

Yeah, full party games nights get really competitive really fast.

[incorrect-avantris]

*Dandy found a dinosaur

Rett: are we really going to let Dandy keep that?

Pyke: we kept Chuckles

!

[incorrect-avantris]

My guy I think u reblogged on the wrong blog lmao (don't need to answer this just saying)

HAHAHAHHAA NO I MENT THAT THE FACT I DELETED IT MEANS NOTHING HAHAHAH.

[incorrect-avantris]

Leboosh: What’s something you guys are better than Pyke at?

Rett: Mario Kart.

Chuckles : Yeah, video games.

Dandy: Emotional vulnerability.

[the-sapphire-cat]

Now I’m just imagining the stardust rhapsody crew having a games night together and Pyke (the actual racer) just getting last place every time due to unrealistically bad luck.

I’m talking, gets blue shelled at the finish line then gets stuck on a prop for like 3 minutes kind of bad luck.

[incorrect-avantris]

He also gets too locked in sometimes, kicking his foot forward to Slam the gas and falling over on his golf out chair knocking him prone

[incorrect-avantris]

Leboosh: What’s something you guys are better than Pyke at?

Rett: Mario Kart.

Chuckles : Yeah, video games.

Dandy: Emotional vulnerability.

[incorrect-avantris]

Chuckles : If you kill me, my teeth only have a 2% drop rate.

Leboosh: What?

Chuckles : Good luck.

[incorrect-avantris]

Kavir: What are you doing here?

Chuckles : I could ask you the same question.

Kavir: I live here. This is my house.

Chuckles : I should probably ask you a different question.

[incorrect-avantris]

Chuckles : We’re having a moment, aren’t we?

Kavir: If by 'a moment' you mean me not wanting to strangle you for the first time since we met, then I guess we are.

[explosiv-glasses]

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[chadhulk]

I have mixed thoughts on sex work. I love sex, but I hate work!

[kybercrystalgems]

“Yeah, we hate seeing you work too!”

[burglarsonarceny]

how does this post keep getting better

[incorrect-avantris]

Kavir: Quacking in my boobs over this

Kavir: QUAKING*

Kavir: BOOTS* FUCKER.

[ouaw-facts-i-just-made-up]

The main reason why Gideon uses that knee pad is that his knees will randomly just buckle from underneath him.

He'll walk around all chill and then he'll kinda do a stumble-catch because his knee just kinda collapsed. This totally isn't something that happens to me from time to time.

This is a true fact.

Ahhh so the true "my fucking legs" was Gideon all along. Who knew? /j

Honestly relatable. Walking around and suddenly oops my knee decided it wanted out of a job. Gideon tries to play it off most of the time but his demeanor only goes so far. Its ok Gideon, give your legs a little break.

[incorrect-avantris]

Thinking about Gideon getting down on his knee to propose and Kremy quickly picking him back up cuz he thinks he stumbled a bit

[incorrect-avantris]

Pyke: What makes you think it's okay to watch Hannibal given its subject matter?

Rett: Sometimes, I watch television shows for entertainment purposes.

Chuckles : Because I condone murder and cannibalism.