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#linda reagan #danny reagan #incorrect quotes #lindanny #source: steven universe #he’s hardly ever right #but when he is she hates it #Danny and Linda #danny x linda

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Danny: What brings you to this neighborhood?

Erin: a hunch

Danny: your posture looks okay to me

Erin: not that kind of hunch

Danny: that’s funny, right?

#self reblog #my greatest hits #erin reagan #Danny Reagan #funny #source: wordgirl

Danny: that was my sarcastic voice

Gormley: you know, it sounds a lot like your regular voice

Danny: I’ve been told that

#incorrect quotes #danny reagan #source: buffy the vampire slayer #source: btvs #sid gormley

10 Year Old Danny: Dad? Am I in trouble?

Frank: no, son. You’re in big trouble

#she’s alive :)#incorrect quotes #danny reagan #Frank Reagan #source: Stuart little 2

Brie: I want to kill my husband and fvck him at the same time

Linda, pushing a glass of wine towards Brie: welcome to marriage, sister

#incorrect quotes #linda reagan #Brie Foster-Riley #my oc #source: me

Danny: I’ve been a cop for thirty years. You don’t think I know the difference?

Danny: I smelled him.

Linda: … you smelled him?

Danny: yes! I took a good whiff of him. He’s clean

#incorrect quotes #danny reagan #linda reagan #lindanny #danny and linda #danny x linda #funny #source: the most wonderful time of year #please everyone stop what you’re doing and go watch that movie

Linda: Danny, the phone

Danny: Mmhmm. It rings

Linda: can you answer it?

Danny: no. People are particularly stupid today. I can’t talk to anymore of them

#incorrect quotes #danny reagan #linda reagan #lindanny #danny and linda #danny x linda #funny #source: gilmore girls

Danny: okay, I’ll give you a hundred bucks to not go to this party

Linda: show me the hundred

Danny: damn!

#incorrect quotes #linda reagan #danny reagan #lindanny #danny and linda #danny x linda #source: that 70s show

Danny: talking isn’t gonna help me, okay? What’s gonna help me is, like, drinking

Linda: well now you’re just being stupid

Joe: hey brother, let’s go get wasted

Danny: *points to Joe emphatically*

#incorrect quotes #danny reagan #linda reagan #lindanny #danny and linda #danny x linda #Joe Reagan #funny #source: that 70s show

Henry: when my time comes, I want to be buried face down.

Henry: so that anyone who doesn’t like me can kiss my ass

#incorrect quotes #Henry Reagan #source: that 70s show #funny #death mention

Linda: would you think any less of me if I vomited on your shoes?

#incorrect quotes #linda reagan #source: the brokenwood mysteries #funny

Danny: you know what would make this party even better?

Danny: sweet death

#death mention #incorrect quotes #danny reagan #source: that 70s show #funny

Danny: I was crap at history. I mean, King James VI and King James I were the same person! It’s just confusing

Danny: having said that, Rocky 2 and Rocky 4 are the same movie.

Linda: … uh huh.

#Danny Reagan #Linda Reagan #Lindanny #incorrect quotes #source: shetland #he has a point #no good at history #funny #Danny x Linda #Danny and Linda

“Your donuts don’t have holes in them, and your coffee’s so weak, it tastes like tea.”

— Danny leaving a Yelp review

#incorrect quotes #danny reagan #funny #source: Garfield: a tale of two kitties #you’re eating biscuits and tea Danny

Linda: can I have your undivided attention please?

Danny: you couldn’t handle my undivided attention

#source: the office #actually yes she can but you know #incorrect quotes #danny reagan #linda reagan #lindanny #danny and linda #danny x linda #Danny is an intense person okay?

Erin: How’s the cake coming, Danny?

Danny: Beautiful. I got everything I need: chocolate, eggs, unbleached flour, rum

Erin: oh you’re making a rum cake?

Danny: no.

#incorrect quotes #danny reagan #Erin Reagan #funny #source: golden girls

Linda: be careful

Danny: you know me

Linda: yeah, that’s why I’m saying ‘be careful’

#source: our flag means death #incorrect quotes #danny reagan #linda reagan #lindanny #danny and linda #Danny x Linda #what do you mean this didn’t happen?

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