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#i rarely check my asks at this point and whoops sorry but it seems to late to answer some of these. but thank you for the attempt

Darby: The bears won last night.

Rory: You watch sports?

Darby, covered in scratches and cuts: I’ve never watched TV in my life.

#sent by ask #darby #rory #incorrect quotes

Mysterious: He died of natural causes.

Ginger: You?? Pushed him off a roof???

Mysterious: Gravity is natural.

#sent by ask #valdis #ginger #incorrect quotes

Nobody:

Stuff, running down the hallway: ohshitohfuckohshitohfuck

#sent by ask #stuff #incorrect quotes

Snyder: Whenever someone tries to give me their business card I eat it in front of them to assert dominance.

#j #snyder #incorrect quotes

Piragua: as they say in France: mercy goku

#j #piragua #incorrect quotes

Darby: hey is this hot *points to burner*

Sen: I don't know?

Both: *put their hands on the burner at the same time*

#sent by ask #darby #sen #incorrect quotes

Phoenix, stargazing with Nell: The stars are so beautiful tonight.

Nell: Yeah, they are...

Phoenix: You know what else is beautiful?

Nell, blushing: W-what?

Phoenix, whispering, closing eyes and smiling: The sounds of bones shattering and pained screaming.

#sent by ask #phoenix #nell #incorrect quotes

Grim: You are so dramatic.

Snyder, holding a crystal wine glass, throwing rose petals, wearing all velvet, draped over a piano: I have no idea what you’re talking about

#sent by ask #snyder #grim #incorrect quotes

Honey: Why are you laying on the ground?

Snyder: I’m depressed.

Snyder: Also, I was stabbed 7 times.

#sent by ask #snyder #honey #incorrect quotes

Underworld: Mysterious is so annoying

Mysterious, appearing out of nowhere: I heard you’re talking shit about me

#sent by ask #underworld #mysterious #incorrect quotes

Pepsi: If you don't hear voices at least once, you're doing something wrong.

#sent by ask #pepsi #fluffy muffins #incorrect quotes

Fremont, running: AHHHHhhHh-! AHH!

Valdis, chasing Fremont with a knife: Why are you running? WhY aRe YOu RUNNING?!

#sent by ask #fremont #valdis #incorrect quotes

Snyder: *picks up phone from an unknown caller* Hello?

Murderer: I see you.

Snyder:

Murderer:

Everyone:

Snyder: do I look good?

#sent by ask #snyder #murderer #incorrect quotes #they didn't specify whom the murderer was so im assuming its all of the characters in the brandom

Mysterious: Finish this thought! I am a slave to....

Guy: The booty

#sent by ask #mysterious #guy #incorrect quotes

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Cheese: I put some maple syrup in a condom just to see what it would look like and when i was carrying it to the dumpster it broke

Henry: *The things people who aren’t having enough sex do with condoms**

Cheese: Wh

Cheese: Well I

Cheese: I guess I just got killed

#reblog

Do you have anything on Henry?

absolutely not

#not a quote #ask

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