Incorrect Bsd Quotes

He/they. After making over 200 of these with a friend I figured I should do something about it. If you have a problem with a quote I put up please send me an ask. I am up to date on the manga. I also accept art requests

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Chuuya: Dazai died of natural causes.

Atsushi: I saw you push himoff the cliff.

Chuuya: gravity is natural.

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The pm taking a “which ada member are you” quiz

(Redo because I decided the old one stank)

Chuuya: (in the distance) AAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

Tachihara: what’d you get Q?

Q: a glitch this is a Disney character *shows the collector from the owl house* but I’m ok with it.

Tachihara: I got a glitch too, *shows mark twain* but I can also live with it.

Chuuya: I GOT DAZAI I DONT WANT TO LIVE!!!!

Akutagawa: Get out of my room weretiger!!!!

Gin: brother these iPads are expensive!!!

*crash*

Chuuya: Kouyou, there’s still hope for you right!?!

Kouyou: well…*shows yosano*

Chuuya: NOOOOOOOO!!!!

Kouyou: I mean…who else was I gonna get?

In the other room

Hirotsu: you totally fucked with the algorithm didn’t you?

Mori: maybe?

Elise: wow! You don’t have dementia yet! 😁

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Akutagawa: If you want my advice-

Kyouka: Imma stop you right there, you tried to murder Atsushi before you started dating.

Akutagawa: Atsushi was also trying to murder me.

Atsushi: It’s true, it was a mutual murder meet cute.

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Q: kaji, the death ray doesn’t work.

Kaji: why do you say that?

Q: because I’m standing in it, and I’m not dead. 🤔

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Kyouka: *walks in on Akutagawa and Atsushi kissing and starting to undress* this is bullshit.

Akutagawa: I assure you it’s real

Kyouka: I assure you, it’s bullshit. *summons demon snow*

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Mori: what are your New Year’s resolutions?

Higuchi: to get a boyfriend!

Akutagawa: to keep being single

Higuchi: fuck!

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The pm taking a “which ada member are you” quiz

Q: I think I have a glitch, this is a Disney character *turns iPad to show the queen of hearts* but I can live with that

Tachihara: I think I have a glitch too *turns iPad and shows naomi* honestly i could live with that too

Chuuya: I GOT DAZAI I DONT WANT TO LIVE!!!

In mori’s office

Kouyou: you messed with the algorithm didn’t you?

Mori: well…

*ipads smashing in the distance*

Mori: maybe a little

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Dazai: I wish I was creative.

Kunikida: sure you are. You create problems for me.

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Chuuya: who could outwit me!?!

Dazai: a soccer mom, a slight wind, a potted plant?

Chuuya: oh go ahead! Mock me!

Dazai: I am 😁

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For my new pfp my friend suggested chuuya with a mlm flag, and also Ive drawn Dazai with a bi flag background A LOT already and wanted to do something else, though I found an old edit and need a new banner anyway. Technically I’ve done this one before too, but i wanted to draw our angry ginger again! Old versions below the cut

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

If you call pedophilia a kink please unfollow me and never talk to me again

[spaceyjules-deactivated20180305]

Isn’t it disgusting that 23 people just unfollowed me

[clarknokent]

Unfollow me too

[gothhabiba]

this goes double if you call paedophilia a disability. unfollow me twice

[closet-keys]

and if you call pedophilia an “orientation” or in any way compare it to being LGBP+ you can unfollow, delete your blog, and set yourself on fire. 

[peachypastel]

I just lost 50 followers.. bye

[katiemcgrxth]

clearing out the trash

[bway-grimes]

GO ON AND S M A S H THAT UNFOLLOW BUTTON

[moonedknights]

BUHBYE U McNASTIES

[bogleech]

I’ve seen this circulating forever and genuinely thought “no way do I have any of them following me” until this week when it turned out I had all these fuckin “MAP” (pedophile) followers sad to find out I’m an “anti” (normal person) Please leave and also please get guinea worm.

[keianwrites]

F U C K O F F & U N F O L L O W M E T O O

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I hope I never see any of you monsters again! 🖕

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Francis: which state do you live in?

Hawthorne: denial

Poe: constant anxiety

Twain: Florida

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Alright! I’ve had the same pfp for this blog since highschool! And I’m tired of it!!! Give me a character and an lgbt headcanon so I can draw them!!! I’ll do the one I like best!!!

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Dazai: *puts salt in coffee*

Kunikida: what are you doing?

Dazai: pranking the boss.

Kunikida: that's not-

Dazai: hey fukuzawa! I made you coffee.

Fuluzawa: thanks. *chugs coffee nonchalantly* can I have another?

Dazai: 😳

Kunikida: 😥

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After dazai successfully dies

Chuuya: in short. The city has lost one of it’s best defenders, and most colorful citizens.

Kouyou: chuuya, that was beautiful.

Chuuya: just don’t tell that mackerel I said anything nice about him.

Kouyou: …this is his funeral…

Chuuya: that idiot is like a cockroach. Between his alcoholism, suicidal tendencies, and his time in the mafia. I’m certain that man is immortal. And I’d sooner reveal my height than let that mother fucker know I said anything nice about him.

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I think Ive given more incorrect quotes to Kouyou than she has lines in the show…slay queen

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Kouyou: chuuya, give me back my spot!

Chuuya: no! It’s warm and I get the tv!

Kouyou: *uses golden demon to pick him up* oh no, now you’re cold.

Chuuya: …I’ll tell Verlaine where you hide the really good wine.

Kouyou: …*sets him back on the couch*

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When fukuzawa adopted Ranpo

Fukuchi: trust your gut, you got this

Fukuzawa: that bitch can’t even digest dairy and now you want it to take care of a human!?!