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Castle: Can we have a birthday cake?

Alexis: It's not your birthday.

Castle: The cake won't know.

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Esposito: I am 80% exhaustion, 10% sarcasm, and 20% don't care.

Ryan: That's 110%

Esposito: 20% of me doesn't care.

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Beckett: Better late than...

Lanie: Pregnant!

Beckett: ....

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Alexis: Chillax!

Hayley: That's not a word.

Alexis: Sometimes the ones who deny "chillax" are the ones who need to chillax the most.

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Beckett: What happened?

Castle: Alright, but you can't get mad.

Beckett: What happened?

Castle: I was minding my own business.

Beckett: Liar.

Castle: I was!

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Ryan: Did you eat my powdered donuts?

Espo: *mouth full of donuts* No

Ryan: Then what's that white powder on your pants?

Espo: That's cocaine.

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“Well, nothing says ‘I love you’ like a rotting corpse in an abandoned crap hole.”

-Castle to Beckett when they have a case on Valentine’s

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[Lanie and Alexis are piecing together some skeletal remains and discussing death rituals]

Lanie: […] Humerus

Alexis *confused*: I suppose it depends on what you find funny- *Lany holds up the humerus* Oh.

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Beckett: Shake it.

Castle: *shimmies*

Beckett: The container, Castle.

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Beckett: If you really want to clean up your karma, go get my frickin’ latte.

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Beckett: Being alone isn't that bad. It's a great opportunity to get to know yourself, be in love with who you are.

Lanie: Kate, I already love myself. I just want to french someone.

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Martha: Have you told Beckett how you feel?

Castle: Yes. Just not out loud.

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Beckett: You're pretty dumb.

Castle: Thanks.

Beckett: Why are you thanking me? I just insulted you.

Castle: All I heard was "you're pretty". I'm focusing on the positives in life.

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Martha: Alexis, you're never going to get a husband by being sarcastic.

Alexis: All right. No husband.

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Beckett:*curses in Russian after fighting with Castle* Castle: I know what that means! Thanks for running this blog! :)

You’re a cupcake. Thanks to you for the submission :)))

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Beckett: *curses in Russian after fighting with Castle*

Castle: I know what that means!

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Castle: I hear your questions and concerns, and I promise you I have thought this through.

Beckett: Have you, though?

Castle: No, not at all.

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