#source: hellsing ultimate

[incorrect-castle-quotes]

Beckett: What happened?

Castle: Alright, but you can't get mad.

Beckett: What happened?

Castle: I was minding my own business.

Beckett: Liar.

Castle: I was!

[incorrect-tsurune-quotes]

Seiya: What did you do?

Minato: Okay, I’ll tell you, but you can’t get mad at me.

Seiya: What. Did. You. Do.

Minato: Well, first, I was just minding my own business—

Seiya: Bullshit.

Minato: I was!

[x-incorrect-x]

Mac: What did you do?

Murdoc: Okay, I will tell you, but you can't be mad at me.

Mac: What. Did. You. Do.

Murdoc: Well, I was minding my own business-

Jack: Bullshit.

Murdoc: I was!

[onekisstotakewithme]

Gibbs: What did you do?

DiNozzo: Okay, I will tell you, but you can’t be mad at me.

Gibbs: What. Did. You. Do?

DiNozzo: Well, I was minding my own business-

Kate: Bullshit.

DiNozzo: I was!

[the-13th-rose]

Ocelot: What did you do?

Mantis:  Okay, I will tell you, but you can’t be mad at me.

Ocelot: What. Did. You. Do?

Mantis: Well, I was minding my own business-

Liquid: Bullshit.

Mantis: I was!

[ineffablebadwolf]

Pete: what did you do?

Tentoo: Alright, but you can't get mad at me

Pete: what. did. you. do?

Tentoo: okay, first, I was minding my own business-

Jackie: *slams hands on the table* BOLLOCKS!!

Tentoo: I WAS

[incorrecttmrquotes]

Gally: What did you do?

Thomas: Okay, I'll tell you, but you can't be mad at me.

Gally: What. Did. You. Do?

Thomas: Well, I was minding my own business--

Gally: Bullshit!

Thomas: I was!