y'all already know this is gonna be wild

this is why we can't have nice things

[pathologising]

where's me package...

[log6]

ahar. Twas cast overboard

[pathologising]

aye.....killing meself

[absoluteconceptofbeauty]

I can have veins and wires at the same time bwcauae because im gods special girl robot machine

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timira: yknow what, fuck you *unkills self*

[incorrect-cavaliers-quotes]

lorrayne, not talking: Ah fuck, I am being weird

lorrayne, talking: Ah fuck, I am being weird

[incorrect-cavaliers-quotes]

ah, the days of dead mira

[incorrect-cavaliers-quotes]

bruneida: guess what

ven'valin: bitch with the way you live

ven'valin: i have no fucking idea

bruneida: that's fair

[incorrect-cavaliers-quotes]

mars: there are some things we SHOULD judge. being homophobic. whatever that vampire shit was.

blix: [narrowly restraining laughter] turning into a vampire pussy first?

mars: [sighing heavily] ... yeah. yeah.

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Astallien: hey (asks about her special interest)?

Lorrayne: (becomes an unskippable cutscene)

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Ven'valin: "Astallien are you okay?"

Astallien, visibly crying: "Fine, just chopping some onions."

Ven'valin: "Those are potatoes."

Astallien: "Yeah."

[incorrect-cavaliers-quotes]

I had powers, now, and decades of rage to process. And it was both random, and unfortunate, that the man picked that night to dabble in fuckery.

ven’valin brightfeather, probably

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astallien: it's unbelievable. i don't need monty hall ruining my place of work when monty hall has already ruined my home life!

bruneida: c'mon sir. the math thing isn't the problem, night shift is keeping you and ven apart. you two just need to bone.

marsulu: [whimpers]

astallien: ... what'd you say?

marsulu: [softly] don't say it again.

bruneida: [deadpan] i said you two need to bone.

astallien: hhhhhhOOOOW. DARE YOU, PRIVATE STEELSONG, I AM YOUR SUPERIOR OFFICER

astallien, 5 minutes later: BONE!!!!!!!

astallien, 10 minutes later: what happens in my bedroom is none of your business

astallien, 21 minutes later: BOOoOOOOOOOOooOOONE?!!!

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astallien: this is like that time you, ven'valin and bruneida linked arms around me and started shouting "NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE! NIGHTMARE!"