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Shit that was 100% cannon said but you missed reading it between the lines

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Kylon : It's one school year what are you afraid's gonna happen ?

Valeriana : injury . death . general calamity .

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Charles : Do you want to know how I actually hurt my wrist ?

Tamara : yes.

Charles : I was hula-hooping . Rowe and I attend a class for fitness and for fun .

Tamara : oh my god !

Charles : I've mastered all the moves . The pizza toss ,the tornado , the scorpion , the oopsie doodle .

Tamara: Why are you telling me aal this ?

Charles: Because no one will ever believe you .

Tamara: You sick , sick son of a bitch .

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Charles : Excuse me , I've lost my sister . May I please make an announcement ? Store clerk : sure . Charles : goodbye you little shit .

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Tamara : Just bring Charles to me . Keelan : well , he locked himself in his room . Tamara :Just tell him I said something . Keelan : said what ? Tamara : Anything factually inaccurate . *two minutes later* Charles (to Tamara): I'm sorry , the sky is blue because its reflecting the color of the ocean ?

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Valeriana : But Charles told us to . Headmaster Kylon : If Charles told you to jump off a cliff will you do it too ?!! * all of the Twelve mumbles and avoid eye contact *

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The plan is going according to plan

Lord Aeron

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Valeriana : * wins fair and square against Courtney* Courtney : OK , First of all , how dare you .

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Tamara : I took a circus arts class last summer ! Charles : Why am I not surprised ? Well , what did you learn ? Tamara : I worked out on the trapeze a bit , but I uh ended up breaking a lot of bones .. Charles : you seem to have healed remarkably well ... Tamara : what ? Tamara : Oh , not my bones . Charles : ... Tamara : I was supposed to catch this guy and I dropped him . Tamara : Onto someone . Tamara : and they both fell into some other people . Keelan : That's terri- Tamara : who hit the tent support which tipped the popcorn cart which set fire to the audience stands which collapsed with 48 people sitting on them ... Tamara : but hey I learned a valuable lesson about the trapeze ! Corvan : Which was ? Tamara : Don't drop people .

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Tamara : How do you just eat when there's a dead guy laying there ? Keelan : What , is that rude ? Am I supposed to share ?

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Headmaster Kylon : I assume you realize this kind of idiocy will not be tolerated in my school . Charles : Is there another type of idiocy you would be more comfortable with ?

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Brindon : ... Brindon : ... Brindon : ... Brindon : ... Keelan : Hey buddy ! Brindon : Buddy .

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You know you’re actually not that bad when you keep your talking hole shut

Valeriana ( to Corvan at some point )

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Elfre : You can't go in hot . Raziel : Have you met me ? I'm always hot .

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Valeriana : Are you nuts ?! Tamara. : No , I’m Tamara .

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Zion : In ten years I guarantee you I will be Valeriana’s second husband Val. : What happened to my first husband ? Zion :*glances at Corvan* Nothing you can prove .