incorrect criminal minds

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hotch: reid, open up

reid: well, it all started when i was a kid-

hotch: that's not what i meant

rossi: no, let him finish

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jj: i don't care what anyone else says, the black cookie part is the best part of the oreo

reid: dark without light is an abyss, light without dark is blinding. you cannot have a coin with one side

rossi: yo, socrates, it's a fucking cookie

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unsub: listen here you son of a bitch

reid: hey! don't talk about my mother like that!

unsub: i was talking about your father

reid: oh

reid: carry on

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reid, freaking out: why did you put cheetos in the first aid kit?!

prentiss, bleeding out: i thought it'd be funny!

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rossi: i have a great memory, name one thing i've ever forgotten

reid: me in that convenient store parking lot in-

rossi: no, that was on purpose. try again

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you guys know that picture of thomas gibson with a pink cowboy hat and he's wearing sunglasses cause i cannot find it hhgg

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THIS ONE!! THANK YOU SO MUCH @good-heavens-chris-evans 🤍

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you guys know that picture of thomas gibson with a pink cowboy hat and he's wearing sunglasses cause i cannot find it hhgg

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criminal minds as john mulaney quotes

reid

garcia

prentiss

rossi

hotch

luke

jj

morgan

tara

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luke: hey everybody, today my coworker called me short so i'm starting a kickstarter to put her down

luke: benefits of killing her would be i get bullied way less

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garcia: this friendship is over, you think everything is a joke

rossi: knock knock

garcia, huffing disappointedly: who's there?

rossi, voice cracking: ...regret

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unsub: well, people always said i really knew how to light up a room :)

hotch: that's called arson, and all these people are witnesses

[berdlypilled]

one "pretty boy" scene rewatch away from becoming a moreid acc

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applebees waiter: what would you like to order

prentiss: i'll take the apple

applebee's waiter: sorry, ma'am, we don't actually sell apples here

prentiss, visibly frightened: alright then *gulps* i'll take the bees

[paperspence]

🎃 Happy Halloween!! 🎃

If any of you are going out as a cm character this year, tag me!! I’d love to see the costume :D

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garcia: so derek, how did you know you loved reid?

morgan: well, a good romance starts with a good friendship

rossi: and a bad romance starts with "ra ra ah ah ah ro ma ro ma ma ga ga ooh la la"

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reid, opening a letter: baby shower invitation? uh no thanks JJ, i can have a regular sized shower whenever i want

garcia: give me that-

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garcia, taking off a hat to reveal a smaller, sparkly, secret hat underneath: does this answer your question?

reid: i never asked a question