Daily Dad Facts for the soul

Daily Dad/Teen Facts for the characters of the podcast Dungeons and Daddies | Submissions are open! | mod is @calamity-unlocked

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Submission Guidelines

Don’t worry about the format and the tags. I always work on the format before putting incorrect facts in the queue. Just make sure you make clear to whom the fact belongs.

Don’t submit facts that are insulting towards specific groups of people. Racist, homophobic, transphobic etc. facts will be deleted.

Slightly NSFW and suggestive quotes are allowed, as long as they aren’t anything too explicit. Posts as such will be tagged appropriately.

Swearing is allowed and will also be tagged properly.

Please don't submit incorrect facts that directly contradict canon, eg. Normal not being vegan or Glenn having a twin brother.

Although the incorrect fact can be about the relationship between a PC and a NPC, avoid fully making the fact about a NPC.

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Scary's incorrect rad fact of the day is that when people ask her what kind of ice cream flavor she is, she replies with 'anything that's sugar-free, because I'm not sweet at all and that disappoints the people around me'. (Her favorite flavor is butter pecan.)

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Henry's incorrect dad fact of the day is that Henry and Mercedes never throw away the plastic six-pack rings around cans to save the turtles and reuse them for whatever purpose they can come up with. Clothing hangers? Why not! Handcuffs for in bed? You betcha! A third thing if they can come up with it? Sure! There's actually not that many things you can use them for, but they keep trying.

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Normal's incorrect rad fact of the day is that when he was little, he believed that Gritty was real, just like Santa Claus. He now understands that Gritty is a fellow hero of the people, but the magic has never left.

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Ron's incorrect dad fact of the day is that Ron can't sleep without a hot water bottle in bed. Not actually a rubber or silicone bottle, but a plastic bottle with a bit of warm water. That way he always has something warm to hold and also always something to drink within reach.

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Link's incorrect rad fact of the day is that the Li-Wilsons always have a Christmas tree, and the only ornaments in it are the ones Link made in preschool with macaroni and glitter. Link doesn’t have the heart to tell his dads he thinks it looks really ugly, but it makes them happy so he doesn’t care all that much. 

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Darryl's incorrect dad fact of the day is that Darryl used to be a Boy Scout, but he quit because he can’t tie knots for shit.

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Taylor's incorrect rad fact of the day is that Taylor once tried baking his mom a carrot cake for Mother’s Day, but did not realize that baking a cake entails more than just putting all the ingredients in the oven. So his real present for his mom was cleaning up the mess in the kitchen. 

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Glenn's incorrect dad fact of the day is that Glenn once turned fifty dollars into 3k at the casino. However, Glenn is, of course as we all know, an all-or-nothing kinda guy, so he set it all on the line. The next thing he remembers is waking up in a motel with eight rubber ducks in his pockets. 

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Scary’s incorrect rad fact of the day is that Scary couldn’t bring herself to get rid of her old plushies, no matter how not-goth they are, so she hid them all in the bottom drawer of her closet. All except her favorite plushie, a little teddy bear with a soccer jersey, which she keeps next to her pillow, claiming it’s “ironic”.

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Jodie’s incorrect dad fact of the day is that Jodie got Nicholas an electric race track for his 4th birthday. Secretly this was more of a present for Jodie himself, and he ended up playing with it even more than Nicholas.

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Normal's incorrect rad fact of the day is that Normal does goat yoga every week! He's actually not all that big on spirituality and meditation and whatever like his family, but he really likes hanging out with the little goats!

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Henry's incorrect dad fact of the day is that Henry got Lark and Sparrow T-shirts that say “If lost return to Henry”, and himself a matching one that says “I am Henry”. Lark and Sparrow have crossed out the “Henry” part and written their twin’s name in its place, claiming that they are only lost when they’re not together. Henry found this so cute that he didn’t protest. 

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Link's incorrect rad fact of the day is that Link loves car rides. They’re relaxing to him! As a baby, whenever he was throwing a tantrum his dads would put him in the minivan and drive around the block, and the sound of the engine and feeling of being in a moving car would put him to sleep within minutes.

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Ron's incorrect dad fact of the day is that, you know how we buy different types of soaps right? Hand soap, washing detergent, body wash etc etc. Ron only buys dawn dish soap. For everything. He likes the baby duck on the package.

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Taylor's incorrect rad fact of the day is that Taylor didn’t invite anyone for his 13th birthday party, because his mom had rented an entire arcade and Taylor had no interest in having to wait for more mediocre people to finish playing a game he wanted to play.

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Darryl's incorrect dad fact of the day is that Darryl actually really loves cats and even used to prefer them over dogs, but Carol was allergic. So when they started living together, they got their first dog, a spaniel named Quincy! …turns out, Carol is also allergic to dogs. But she saw how much Darryl loved Quincy, so he was allowed to stay, on the condition that she never had to interact with him and Darryl vacuumed every other day.