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maybe the real dad was the friends we made along the way

walter: i have done nothing wrong, ever, in my life

literally every other character in the campaign: i know this, and i love you

Willard: Nice work

Ahlosse: Thanks Dad

…

Ahlosse: Why is everyone staring at me?

Monty: You just called Willard “Dad”

Ahlosse: What?! No I didn’t, I said “thanks man”

Willard: Do you see me as a father figure Ahlosse?

Ahlosse: No! If anything, I see you as a bother figure, cause you’re always bothering me!

Monty: Hey! Show your father some respect

willard: we're scamming him?

ahlosse: i was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

willard: what? no way!

ahlosse: why not? we already stole a dragon

walter: hey guys

willard: what- no, we didn't. walter's a talking dragon. he can do whatever he wants.

walter: i wanna steal

willard: do you ever want to talk about your emotions, ahlosse?

ahlosse: no.

walter: i do!

willard: i know, walter.

walter: i'm sad.

willard: i know, walter.

walter: you ruined my life!

ellar: that's not true. i wasn't even part of it, how can i ruin it? i wasn't even there

ahlosse: i didn’t understand why people care so much about their dumb traveling companions until i got a dumb traveling companion myself.

ahlosse: ive only known walter for a day and a half, but if anything happened to him, i would kill everybody in this room and then myself

does he look like a lich