rem’s a wittle baby

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mage: [shrugging] i have no parental figures telling me not to wrestle bears.

lindo: [very quickly] it’s me. i am that figure. i’m telling you now: do not wrestle bears.

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sorry for the absence you guys! life gets .. busier than expected sometimes ;;

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rem: i win.

ritsuka: i have you pinned to the ground ???

rem: i know.

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rem: are you in my apartment?!

ritsuka: please, i haven't snuck into your apartment for weeks.

ritsuka: which reminds me, we're all out of peanut butter.

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lindo: hello and welcome back to me screaming

lindo: [screeching] AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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shiki: can everyone stop throwing goldfish at my -

shiki: [gets whacked in the face with a bag of goldfish]

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mage: don't you put words in people's mouth. you put turkey in people's mouths.

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mage: let me be very clear. these hands are not touching anyone. i only use these hands to touch myself. uh .. let me rephrase that.

urie: stop speaking. and no more fist bumps for the rest of the day.

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ritsuka: that is some seriously dark juju-magumbo.

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everybody seeks happiness! not me, though! that’s the difference between me and the rest of the world! happiness isn’t good enough for me! i demand euphoria!

urie, at some point probably (via incorrect-dance-with-devils)

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ritsuka: you're just the first person i've talked to that isn't an asshole.

rem: give me time.

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[first date with ritsuka]

ritsuka: i just love that you are a normal, cool guy.

rem: [subtly slides macaroni art of ritsuka's face back under his seat]

rem: .... yeah, totally.

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urie: well, i’d like to help, but ... not as much as i’d like not to.

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rem: now i need to know your process.

lindo: do you really want to know my process?

rem: absolutely.

lindo: well, it starts with a 'holla!' and ends with a creamsicle.

ritsuka: and if there's time in between? ThunderCats. ho-oh!

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W H A T ???

you guys ……. 104 followers,,?????? W H A T ive been gone for so long omg i love life how even this blog is not even that cool doods????

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apparently now im @ 151 h o w

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update: i hv reached 192. idk why, im never HERE, but thanks lovies! im glad you enjoy this blog.

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rem: how is the most beautiful person in the world doing?

ritsuka: i wouldn’t know. how are you?

rem: [voice cracks] i’m fine.

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"we are all one race the daytona 500."

- urie, probably