Incorrect Date Everything

108 characters, we’ll find some things to say

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Sinclaire: my favorite form of self care is remembering who the fuck I am.

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Washford: I’m generally not a very jealous person, so I am feeling lots of brand new emotions right now.

Harper: I’m an expert at being jealous, you can ask me anything you’re confused about.

Washford: how do I kill everything that’s ever lived?

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Miranda: Stefan is a helicopter dad, but in the sense that helicopters are extremely dangerous and can kill everyone inside of them.

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Freddy: anyone can make a difference!

Stefan: that’s true. We should have higher standards than just “difference”. I can leave ground beef on the counter overnight and it’s different, but that doesn’t make it better.

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Player: you remind me of the ocean.

Doug: because I’m deep and mysterious?

Player: no, because you’re salty and scare people.

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Freddy: Luke talks in his sleep. It’s sweet.

[last night]

Luke: I’m gonna rip your head off… I’m gonna rip your damn head off, grandma…