fuck david cage

[loathsomespider]

yall i know i’ve defended some heinous media on this blog and that so long as you follow me you will live in the wake of kill la kill, but for real if you’re giving a shit about detroit: become human, you gotta get off this fucking blog because no amount of “but its my special interest!” is gonna change the fact that david cage wrote a scene where a white person tells a black person they deserve to be a slave and thought it was okay and acceptable

[gayfeild]

hey i dont give a fuck about video games but can you source this? i want others to be like…aware…cus goddamn

[loathsomespider]

(sourced from theblacknerd on twitter)

[incorrect-dbh]

connor: come on lieutenant, don’t you trust me?

hank: no.

connor: I’m gonna take that as a yes!

[incorrect-dbh]

north: connor’s got a hit on you

markus: connor’s gonna hit on me?!

north: what?

markus: I- I don’t know, are you sure he likes me or-

north: no! he wants you de-

markus: he wants me?!

[incorrect-dbh]

gavin: dude! it just hit me!

hank: ..what?

gavin: your son! it just hit me!

hank: okay, don’t call my son an it-

[incorrect-dbh]

connor: hey, ra9!

markus: yeah- oh, fuck

connor: yep, I knew it! I knew it!

markus: no, no it just sounded like you said markus! it just sounded-

hank: ra9!

markus: what- GOD DAMN-

hank: hey, it’s him, it’s him!

[incorrect-dbh]

hank: what do you think?

connor, licking a substance: definitely cocaine.

hank: are you okay?

connor, distressed: I can’t feel my tongue!

hank: oh, god- oh, what do you want me to do?!

connor: call the cops!

hank: we are the cops!

[incorrect-dbh]

connor, knocking on hank’s door: lieutenant!

hank, huffing: what do you want?

connor: I gotta show you something real quick!

hank: ugh, come in...

connor, opening the door: WHIP!

hank, running after him: you little shit-

[incorrect-dbh]

hank: you’re a deviant, connor.

connor: I’m a WHAT?!

hank: a deviant, connor.

connor: I’m a DEVIANT?!

hank: yes, connor! you are a deviant!

connor: but I’m just connor!

hank: for fucks sake, “just connor” you’re a deviant!

connor: listen here, hank, you FAT OAF! I’m not a FUCKING DEVIANT!

hank: for fucks sake, connor, what is with this language?! you’re a FUCKING DEVIANT!

connor: I don’t give a FUCK you FAT HAIRY BASTARD! I’m not a fucking deviant!

hank: listen, connor, you’re going to go to jericho, help lead the revolution and shit, and you’re going to be FUCKING PLEASED about it!

connor: I don’t want to go to jericho you fucking BASKET-CASE, stick it up your fucking dick-hole!

hank: my FUCKING WHAT?!

connor: hank, yer pushing me over the FUCKING LINE!

hank: no I’m not! you are a deviant! you’re gonna go to jericho, help markus, get a gun- DEAL WITH IT, ya TWAT!

connor: I’m gonna put my DICK in the GUN!

hank:

hank: I did that once, and it’s NOT a good move.

connor: hank, I’ve been through this, I don’t give a fucking fuck what you think!

hank: this is not negotiable! you come with me you SPECCY, bowl-hair cut FUCK!

connor: I’ll fuckin set your beard on FIRE!

hank: if you don’t get your act together I’m gonna drag you to jericho myself! you’re gonna help the revolution and you’re gonna FUCKIN enjoy it!

connor: fuck you, hank, I’m not FUCKING GOING!

hank: LETS GO RIGHT NOW YOU PIECE OF SHIT!

[incorrect-dbh]

hank, arriving at the dpd: WHAT’S UP FUCKERS?!

gavin: why do you have my gun?!?!?

hank: because FUCK YOU, that’s why!

[incorrect-dbh]

hank: my detectives are highly competent.

connor, two seconds later: lieutenant! I tried to make pasta in the coffe pot and I broke everything!

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markus: is there anything better than pussy?

markus: yes, a really good book-

[piano zing]

[incorrect-dbh]

connor’s clone: shoot him! he’s the clone!

hank: nice try! connor would never pass up an opportunity to sacrifice himself.

[incorrect-dbh]

connor: truth is, I only know of one platonic relationship.

markus: you and me?

connor: don’t make me laugh, markus. you want to hit this so hard.

[incorrect-dbh]

kara: you either buckle down and do your work or you’ll end up at mcdonalds

alice: we going to mcdonalds if I don’t do my work??

kara: alice, no-

[incorrect-dbh]

connor: hank this is important! say “tuna sub” backwards!

hank: fine, bus-a-nut—

hank:

hank: fuck you, connor

[incorrect-dbh]

[police sirens]

connor, a detective apart of the dpd: they’re coming for me.

[incorrect-dbh]

north: I really want someone to take me out.

hank: like on a date or with a sniper?

north: surprise me.

hank: big mood