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Natsuki: I’m hungry

MC: here yo-

Sayori, popping out of the corner: HI HUNGRY, I’M SAYORI

Source: The Andy Griffith Show

Player: You know what I've learned about girls?

MC: What?

Player: Nothing.

MC: Join the club.

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Source: ASDF

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Source: Calvin and Hobbes

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Source: Everybody Loves Raymond

Natsuki: Look, I didn't hit a police car! And if you tell anyone I did, I'm gonna deny it!

Monika: There's black and white on your car, Natsuki.

Natsuki: I HIT A PENGUIN!!!

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i’m still not over this game

#ddlc #doki doki literature club #natsuki #monika

Monika: *deletes other girls*

MC, putting on sunglasses: Mamma Mia,

MC: *cocks shotgun*

MC: Here we go again.

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MC: "Sayori, I were a gardener, I'd put our tulips together."

Sayori: *Blushes*

Natsuki: "Yuri, if I were a gardener, you'd be my hoe!"

Yuri: ".....thanks, Natsuki."

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Source: Comedian Joby Saad

Waitress: How many people in your party?

Sayori: Well, the question isn't how many people are in my party, but how much party is in my people. I'm just one people, but I've got a whole lot of party! I've got more party in this people than all the people in this place of party! WOOOO!!

Waitress (to Natsuki): How many people in your party?

Natsuki: One.

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Source: Peanuts Comic

Sayori: I spied on this club, see? They were terrible! No one would ever join them! There was one guy who looked like he didn't have a clue what was going, and a tall girl who always had her face buried in a book, and another one with pink hair who sat in the corner reading manga, and...

Everyone Else: YOU SCOUTED YOUR OWN CLUB!!!

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Source: The Honeymooners

Yuri: You mind if I smoke?

Natsuki: I don't care if you burst into flames.

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Source: Homestar Runner

Monika: You don't look like you're having very much fun, Yuri.

Yuri: Oh, I'm having a great time. This is my favorite club to go to and not dance. Sometimes I'll even think about dancing, and then not dance. And if I'm feeling REALLY crazy, I'll actually get out on the dance floor and bust some fresh not dancing.

Monika: And how about I start busting some fresh not hanging out with you?

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Source: The Dick Van Dyke Show

Sayori: We have a minute left. Hey, Monika! Play The Minute Waltz!

Monika: I only know half of it.

Sayori: Play it twice!

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Kinda a crossover but...

Natsuki: Gosh Yuri has so many wounds.

Sayori: I wonder who-

Monika: TWENTY-EIGHT STAB WOUNDS.

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