SHIT ME AND THE BESTIES SAY
* a compilation of silly things said between me and my friends on discord. change pronouns as needed. some triggering or inappropriate content may be present.
you took one look at it and decided it was so sexy i couldn't have done it
she's an everything bagel bitch isn't she
strike first, strike hard, hydrate yourself
i'll go full gremlin
YOU ARE SUCH A LITTLE SHIT
they saw each other, asked 'is anyone going to loathe him?' and didn't wait for an answer
i only write with hotties
okay baddie!
the gasp that i gusped
that is a big part of it and that is why my therapist hates you
they're called wisdom teeth because if you were wise you'd die before having to have them removed
look i can't wait for her to get stabbed
i said infiltrate the enemy not penetrate the enemy
i'll have fun in my mojo dojo danish casa house by MYSELF
it's not traumatizing enough, there needs to be PAIN
i can't math, i'm bi what do you want from me
but who are we shit talking? is it me? that bitch deserves it i know
you are? i are too
hey buddy. name. buddy. bud. fuck you
i had to, how you say, share the wealth
she's never mean to me and i just get to watch and giggle, it's a win win
oh my god can we both be bears
you can't divorce me we have a soul tie silly
we shared the trauma because we are all in this together
this is so anxietycore of us bye
i think she had some repressed emotions
it was not mindful or demure
for better and worse. we're all demons together. holding hands evilly.
ah beans my arm has been twisted
son no he'll kill you!
is this the start of your hear me out cake? because immediately no
he's like a stale peep
play tonight or die
if i can scare men into leaving me alone that's a win for me personally
want me to stab her? it'll be a baby stab. not fatal
you don't know our inventory!
can you humble my best friend, she's mean
they can metaphorically tell me in dumb words because what the shit
we love self deprecating kings!
don't want to disappoint santa . . . or jesus
kiss it better and we're even
am i killing my organs?
took my valium cheers lmfao
for legal reasons this is a joke
i don't think i'm the only one whose name is bitch here!!!!
our new names are bitchy and bitchier, and i don't know who bitchier is
you wanna like .... pick who goes into hell
netflix has put the age limit of gilmore girls as 10+ because of the "horror" elements. what horror netflix? the horror of becoming your parents?
hello, i am born and bred in the asshole factory
yes i will pet you like a moth
he is both slim and shady
in fact I am going to BECOME a capybara. not just be around them
life is a horror movie
WHY DO WE HAVE A KNIFE
oh is grandpa gonna commit a murder?
i have no words. i am shooketh
quit crying over the hunger games
the cobra koolaid tasted like booty anyway
i barely tolerate you
but name missa love you
he's crispy and hard on the outside but still soft and gooey on the inside
YOU KILLED YOUR WIFE. AGAIN.
can i hide in your closet and will you bring me snacks?
hey assholes. we don't beat up our friends
this show stresses me out
I'M GONNA BEAT HIS LITTLE BIRD ASS















