It was Mammon's idea

An incorrect blog for the obey me demon brothers (and others of course) Icon by @bbelphie

[incorrect-demonbros-quotes]

Okay so I'm fucking tired of the bullshit going on with my "buffy and the chocolate" quote. I'm not "lazy" like some people think I am. Google results are personalized, they vary from user to user, and they literally change all the fucking time. I know how google works. I posted this quote in May of 2020 and it is now February of 2021. Results change. That's literally how google works.

I'm done talking about it. I've blocked everyone giving me shit about this. I corrected the source, there is no need to harass me about it anymore. I made this blog for fun, not for whatever the fuck drama people wanna get me into. Move. The fuck. On. Good day. Good night. I will block anyone who decides to give me more shit about this.

[incorrect-demonbros-quotes]

*wakes up in a cold sweat*

MY QUOTES!

[incorrect-demonbros-quotes]

I'm sorry so many people are being so hateful over this, it's literally not that big of a deal. Incorrect quotes are posted all the time without source given. Its honestly ridiculous, I'm sorry they've narrowed in on you to bully you. They're just doing it bc they've got nothing better to do than hate on people. Its disgusting how so many people like being cruel for fun

I appreciate your words so much!

It's honestly not that big of a deal. I was told the original source, I acknowledged it and corrected it. It should have ended there. Majority of incorrect quote blogs here on tumblr don't even post the source. I do my damned hardest to find the original. I don't know why suddenly I'm a target. I'm just a person who wants to make others have a laugh at some quotes.

And the fact I started getting mocked like a child. News flash: I'm an adult in my 20s. I know how google works. I literally grew up with google since it started. Shit, I'm older than google. I know how it works. I know how the internet works. Google is not only personalized but it changes every day. Shit, one of my friends googled the same search neogangster did and didn't even get buffy the vampire slayer.

I'm sorry I just turned this into a ramble I have have a lot to say gusngksgnkd

[incorrect-demonbros-quotes]

MC: *is sick*

Satan: *dumps a stack of paper in front of them*

MC: ...Homework.

Satan: It’s my way of saying “get well soon.”

MC: You know, chocolate says that even better.

Satan: I did all of your assignments. All you have to do is sign your name.

MC: Chocolate means nothing to me. 

[asmobb]

"source: tumblr" op this is from buffy the vampire slayer... which 3 seconds of googling would have told you. quote blogs are fun, but a lot of you guys really need to try a little harder with your sourcing! :/

[incorrect-demonbros-quotes]

I'm gonna try and not sound like a bitch with my response here but what if I told you....I did google and it lead me back to other tumblr posts that didn't have list the source? I always google to find the source but sometimes I'm unable to find the source. Hence why sometimes I put it as 'tumblr' or 'unknown'.

When I originally googled for the source, I wasn't getting the results. Googling now, however, does now show me. Thank you for informing me of the source so I can properly put it as the source.

[asmobb]

[incorrect-demonbros-quotes]

Okay, I see what kind of person you are here. I acknowledged it. I changed it. Leave it. Google results fucking change every. Damn. Day. Sometimes, they change within seconds. I know- I've seen it. Google is not the same for everyone, which you should know by now.

I posted this quote literally months ago. Google results back then and now were different. I am open for others to inform me of the original source. I am NOT open for you to mock me. If you look back at the original post, you will see that I've changed it to the correct source. My response is where it should have ended.

I read your tags, you can stop mocking me. I ain't a child, don't treat me like I am. Next time, you can politely give me the source instead of acting like an asshole. Good day. Good night. Leave this alone, I'm done conversing with you.

[incorrect-demonbros-quotes]

MC: *is sick*

Satan: *dumps a stack of paper in front of them*

MC: ...Homework.

Satan: It’s my way of saying “get well soon.”

MC: You know, chocolate says that even better.

Satan: I did all of your assignments. All you have to do is sign your name.

MC: Chocolate means nothing to me. 

[asmobb]

"source: tumblr" op this is from buffy the vampire slayer... which 3 seconds of googling would have told you. quote blogs are fun, but a lot of you guys really need to try a little harder with your sourcing! :/

[incorrect-demonbros-quotes]

I'm gonna try and not sound like a bitch with my response here but what if I told you....I did google and it lead me back to other tumblr posts that didn't have list the source? I always google to find the source but sometimes I'm unable to find the source. Hence why sometimes I put it as 'tumblr' or 'unknown'.

When I originally googled for the source, I wasn't getting the results. Googling now, however, does now show me. Thank you for informing me of the source so I can properly put it as the source.

[incorrect-demonbros-quotes]

Beel: Do you wanna play a game?

Belphie: ... Sure?

Beel: It’s called ‘MC or Goldie. I’ll give you an actual quote I’ve heard Mammon say, and you guess if he was talking to his partner or Goldie.

Belphie: …

Belphie: Awesome. 

[incorrect-demonbros-quotes]

Levi: Don't go where I can't follow.

MC:

MC: Did you just quote Fullmetal Alchemist to me?

Levi: Damn it, I hoped you wouldn't notice.

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Hey y'all, I know I've been really inactive lately and I'm trying to come back now but gusjfjsjgjdj 1,666 of y'all?! That's crazy thank you all for following my silly little blog! 🥺😭❤

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Satan: [texting Asmo] I’m at the library and MC is helping Mammon study for the test and I’ve been overhearing parts of their conversation for the last hour. MC just said ‘Babe, I’m going to have to be honest with you. You’re going to fail this test. I love you, but there’s nothing we can do about it now’.

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MC: Do you guys blow on your food when it's too hot or do you just hasafashafsas until you can chew it?

Beel: Hasafashafsas for sure, I'm not a coward.

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MC: It's ok to ask for help, Mammon.

Beel: You're not a burden.

Belphie: Murder is okay.

MC: You are lov– wait what?

Belphie: Murder is okay.

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Ahhh, I'm sorry for spamming your notifs with likes and reblogs 😅 but also you're hilarious and I cant stop laughing! Pls send help, I cant breathe 💀💙💚

Fuwjfiwbfi sorry I just now saw this!!

No worries, I'm glad you enjoy my blog so much!! I need to start posting more lmao

Please continue to spam me with likes and reblogs, it honestly makes me so happy knowing people enjoy the silliness of this blog! 💕

[incorrect-demonbros-quotes]

*a day goes by after Lucifer finally sleeps*

Diavolo: Hmmmm

*a week goes by*

Diavolo, having already torn up the castle: *kicks down front door* HAS ANYONE SEEN LUCIFER?! HE'S ABOUT THIS TALL, CLEARLY GAY, BUT WE HAVEN'T TALKED YET!

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Lucifer, delirious from not eating or sleeping: I'm fine MC, don't worry.

MC: Lucifer, you're talking to a coat rack.

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Mammon: When I first met you, I thought you were weird and annoying.

*long pause*

MC: And?

Mammon: And you are.

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MC: No one should have to know who Ebony Dark’ness Dementia Raven Way is.

Simeon, a sweet summer child: Who’s that?

Solomon: The main character of My Immortal, you should read it.

MC: NO HE FUCKING SHOULDN’T!

[incorrect-demonbros-quotes]

My GC, pointing at Diavolo: Can I get this?

Devs: No

GC, pointing at Solomon: Can I get this?

Devs: No

GC, pointing at Simeon: Can I get this?

Devs: Look if you don't stop misbehaving, that man is gonna take you.

Devs: points to Lucifer

GC: ....

GC: *cries*