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Hank: Right, you know what? Fuck this. I'm done with this shitty ass week. I just wanna chill and wait for hell to consume me.

Connor, worried: Hank-

Connor: Hank, it's Monday morning.

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Been a while

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Hank: You’re standing on thin ice!

Connor: It’s a floor??

Hank: It’s an expression.

Connor: It’s carpet.

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holy shit

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Amanda, to RK900: We don’t swear in this house.

RK800 in the distance: FUCK!!

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Red, pink, and mint?

I’m most passionate about Tron, and art. I’m a huge fan of the futuristic, techy stuff. My favorite animal has to be a bat, tbh, and I just answered mint ❣️

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mint

Yes, I adore astrology and I do consider Pluto a planet, and always will :)

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I'm still waiting for my 'Detroit Become Roomba' DLC :'<

oML ME TOO

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Chloe: What’s more painful than a heartbreak??

Kamski: Headphones with only one working side.

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Hank: I wouldn’t worry about the election, people can be impeached or assassinated.

Connor: The Secret Service is going to be watching you now!

Hank: They're gonna watch me binge eat in my underwear.

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🎨 20 colour asks

red - what are you most passionate about? how did this passion develop?

orange - how many pieces of fruit do you aim to eat per day? what do you actually manage?

yellow - what’s your happy place? real or fictional?

green - do you prefer to be indoors or outdoors? which is your favourite flower to smell?

blue - which is your favourite mode of long distance transport? have you ever been on a plane? - if so, where?

indigo - what’re your top three favourite names? would you consider having children in the future?

violet - what’s your favourite cake flavour? are you any good at baking?

purple - do you support the royalty? who is your favourite historical figure & why.

pink - which is your favourite animal? zoos or farms?

turquoise - do you like being in the sea? which is your favourite sea side town to visit?

mint - do you like astrology? do you consider pluto a ‘real’ planet?

crimson - have you ever broken bones? do you enjoy going to the dentist?

amber - can you drive? if not, how do you get around?

lime - do you like monkeys? do you believe in evolution?

tangerine - how tall are you? do you ever wish you were any taller/shorter?

azure - which gender & sexuality label do you most identify with?

beige - which is your favourite type of soda? do you enjoy alcohol?

coral - which is your favourite disney movie? who makes the better movies, disney or pixar?

sapphire - do you wear any jewellery? what do you think looks best on other people?

gold - what do you consider to be your biggest achievement? when was the last time you won something?

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let’s go oof

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hey sorry I haven’t really been on this blog, I’m on my other one but I’m thinking of coming back to this one.

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🐙

🐙

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Simon: I just don’t know what the hell is going on!

Markus: Calm down, Simon, no need for that kind of language.

North: Yeah Simon what the fuck

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Markus: Of course I care about everyone in Jericho equally.

North: We were attacked while you were gone.

Markus: Is Simon okay?

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guys give me prompts for simon x markus

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Connor: I have cat-like reflexes.

Hank: Prove it.

Connor: [sees cat]

Connor: I like that cat.