Incorrect Disney Magic Kingdoms Quotes

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Eugene : I can't mansplain, manipulate, manwhore my way out of this one boys

Kuzco : Manslaughter it is then. Shang give me your sword!

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Linguini : How's the food?

Daisy : Oh its great. Compliments to the chef.

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Linguini : You have beautiful eyes.

Remy : ......

Colette : ......

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Merlin : can't you just admit you made a mistake

Owl, stirring his tea : actually, I prefer it with salt

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Mickey : an enemy is just a friend you haven't worn down yet

Minnie : what's the tuba for?

Mickey : wearing down Pete

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Vannelope, handing out balloons : I don't have a soul, have a nice day

Hades, popping a balloon as he walks by : I don't have one either

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Moana : I dare you to-

Tiana : Ariel isn't allowed to take dares

Ariel : apparently I have no regard for my personal safety

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Roo : am I too old to have a midlife crisis?

Ian : Don't you mean "too young"?

Roo : you do know I'm over 90 years old right?

Ian :

Roo : turning a 100 in 6 years

Ian :

Roo : and I'm 2 years older then Tigger

Ian : OKAY WHAT THE FU-

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Maleficent : DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM CHILD?

Alberto : Why? Did you forget?

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Tiana : how dark do you want your coffee?

Gogo : as black as my soul

Tiana : got it, 1 glass of milk coming right up

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Eugene : you gotta learn to love yourself

Beast : but don't you hate yourself?

Eugene : yes but this is about you not me, now focus!

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Ursula : Enough! How dare you mock me this way?

Randall : well how would you like me to mock you? I take requests

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Snow White : good morning!

Merida : is it? Is it really?

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Gothel : without ugly, there wouldn't be any beauty in the world

Ernesto : so thank you for your sacrifice, Yzma

Yzma : >:o

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Mickey : do you ever feel like we're forgetting something?

Minnie : if we forgot it it's probably not important

Mickey : true

Cruella, outside the park gates : LET ME IN! LET ME IN!!! LET ME IIIIIIIINNNN!!!!!

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Yzma : if I die, my funeral is going to be the biggest party in history!

Evil Queen : "If" you die?

Maleficent : great, the only party I've ever been invited to and she might not even die.

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Fred : we have fun don't we 'Sabi?

Wasabi : I have never been more stressed out in my life

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Ursula : so, you came to me to help you with your vision problems?

Destiny : yes. I know you're good with giving legs so I hoped you're good with eyes too.

Ursula : first of all, turn around. You're talking to my cauldron. Second, I must warn you that my services come at a price.

Destiny : yes. I'm aware of how businesses work. Hank even helped me to look for some treasure to pay you with.

Ursula : what? No. That's not what i me-

Ursula : ...how much treasure?

Destiny : oh well we found a chest with "J.S." on it filled with gold coins.

*Later*

Hank : what in the world is on your face?

Destiny : GLASSES!!!