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Simon: How petty can you get?

Edgin: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Edgin, texting Kira: Text me when you’re home safely.

Kira: I’m home dangerously.

Edgin: Stop it.

Kira: I’m home lethally.

#honor among thieves #edgin darvis #kira darvis #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat

Xenk: So, what's for dinner?

Edgin, staring at the food they burnt: Regret.

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Edgin: Guess who just found out the difference between wax paper and parchment paper the hard way?

Holga: Wait, what’s the difference?

Edgin: One you can use in the oven safely, and the other you can also use in the oven... if the thing you are trying to make happens to be fire.

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Simon: Everyone thinks I'm this soft cute person but I'm not!

Edgin: Simon, you cried for an hour after stepping on a bug yesterday.

Simon: It had feelings! It was probably going home to dinner and I killed it!

Holga: ...It was a bug.

Simon: It was a BEETLE, and its wife is definitely worried sick, wondering where it is, and I really don't get why you all think I'm so sentimental because I'm not!

Edgin: ...

Holga: ...

Simon: Stop looking at me like that!

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Xenk: What do you do for a living?

Simon: I exist against my will.

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Edgin: *bites lip* Has anyone ever told you how beautiful you are?

Cop: That isn’t gonna work, hands behind your back.

#honor among thieves #edgin darvis #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat #the queue got messed up again

Holga: ATTENTION: I HAVE BREACHED CONTAINMENT.

Holga: DO NOT PANIC, I AM SIMPLY GETTING A SNACK.

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Edgin: Have you heard of Murphy’s law? The one where if something can go wrong, it will go wrong?

Doric: Yeah, I have.

Edgin: Have you heard of Cole’s law?

Doric: Is this a joke about coleslaw?

Edgin: …maybe.

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Holga: Is it just me or is instant ramen even better uncooked?

Edgin: It’s just you.

#honor among thieves #holga kilgore #edgin darvis #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat #the queue got messed up again

Edgin: So when are we gonna tell them?

Doric: Just give them a minute.

Simon: *Pulling on a door that clearly says push.*

#honor among thieves #edgin darvis #doric the druid #simon aumar #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat

Edgin: Is there anyone here who’s actually straight?

Simon: *raises hand*

Doric: *puts their hand down*

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Doitic: Apparently, it was Rude™ of me to pitch in my two cents on a conversation I happened to overhear, despite agreeing with them.

Doric: On an unrelated note, I am no longer allowed in the ceiling vents.

#honor among thieves #doric the druid #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat

Edgin, making coffee: This is going to fix everything.

#honor among thieves #edgin darvis #dungeons and dragons honor among thieves #dnd honor among thieves #dndhat

Edgin: Yes, I'm adopting Doric and you cowards can't tell me no!

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Holga: What? I'm not aggressive!

Simon: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?

Holga: Survival of the fittest, bitch.

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Doric: So, what are we doing?

Simon: Wasting our lives.

Doric: I meant for lunch...

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