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Eleven, at Starbucks: “Can I get a venti vanilla latte with, uh… seven espresso shots?”

Rory, standing in line behind him: “Jesus Christ, just do cocaine”

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Jack: Should I seduce him?

Nine: How would that help the situation in any way?

Jack: I don’t know. I just wanted to see if I could do it.

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The Master: I’m 50% murder, 70% fashion, and 80% skills.

The Doctor: You know, that’s 200%.

The Master: Because I’m twice the man you’ll ever be.

The Doctor: fuck off

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Three: WHO is going to have a homoerotically charged sword fight with me?

Jo: The World Health Organisation is going to do WHAT?

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thank you all so much for 1k followers omg!

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Clara: *bolts upright in bed* I’m late for school!

Clara: No, wait, I’m 30.

*lies back down*

Clara: WAIT I’M THE TEACHER

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The Master: what if soy milk is just regular milk introducing itself in spanish

Thirteen: how the fuck did you get in my house

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Thirteen: I guess you could say I fell for you.

Yasmin, absolutely traumatised: YOU JUST FELL DOWN THREE FLIGHTS OF STAIRS! HOW ARE YOU EVEN ALIVE?

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The Master: The Doctor almost dying really struck a nerve with me.

The Master: Especially since I’m the one who almost killed her.

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you ever see an incorrect quote where the source is tagged incorrectly because the source they got it from was also an incorrect quote but due to them not watching that show/movie they think it’s an actual quote and so the cycle continues

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Eleven: I make great decisions under pressure.

*ten minutes later*

Amy: Doctor, what the fuck is that?

Eleven: It’s an alpaca! I bought the last one.

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Bill: Why do you keep doing gang signs in your lectures?

Twelve: Gang signs?

Bill: You know...*demonstrates*

Twelve: ...Bill, that’s Fleming’s Left Hand Rule,

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Bill: Someone ate all of my powdered doughnuts! Who the fuck-

Twelve: *walks in, white dust on his trousers*

Bill: Doctor, what’s that on your trousers?

Twelve, absolutely ate those fucking doughnuts: Um...cocaine?

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Ryan: I’m ambidextrous.

Graham, trying to be woke but also down with the kids: that’s what’s up fam love who you love

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Clara: You’re a bitch.

Missy: a bItCh iS a DoG, dOgS baRk, bArK’s On A tReE, a TrEe Is PaRt Of NaTuRE, nAtUrE iS bEaUtIfuL, tHaNkS fOr tHe cOmPlImEnT.

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Courtney: What do you get if you dial the number 666?

Twelve: Satan.

Courtney: ...No, you get an upside-down policeman! It’s a joke-

Twelve: YOU GET

Twelve: SATAN

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Adric: Can you pass the Sodium Chloride? Tegan: The what? The Doctor: Oh, he means the salt. Nyssa: you dont know what photosynthesis is but you know what NaCl is??? motherfucker