dreamhunter

“If you go, I’ll go with you.”

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Jody: I’m going to need everyone to be straight with each other from now on. No more lies.

Claire: I’m always straight.

Alex: Oh, man, that’s the biggest lie you’ve ever told.

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Patience [about Claire]: Go tell her she’s cute. What’s the worst that could happen?

Kaia: She could hear me.

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Claire: I don't know Jody. You're looking a little updog.

Jody: What's updog?

Claire: kAIA GET IN HERE AND BRING YOUR MONEY I TOLD YOU I COULD DO IT

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Claire: Kaia just texted me “i feel like you deserve the moon but all i can give you is a rock”

Alex: if you don’t marry her, i will

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Alex: Hey, Claire! Is that Kaia with you?

Claire: Yeah!

Alex: Isn’t she dead?

Claire: Long story. She’s better now.

Alex: …

Alex: Cool.

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Claire: Woah, woah, woah. You think I’m cute?

Kaia: No! I do not think you’re cute. I think you look like a person… who is cute.

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Kaia: Claire and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other’s –

Claire: Sentences.

Kaia: Please don’t interrupt me.

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Claire: Okay, so tell me, when exactly will I be allowed to hang out with Kaia?

Jody: When I'm dead. Plus three days, just to make sure I'm dead.

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Claire: Read my thoughts.

Patience: I don’t know how to do that.

Claire: Yes, you do. Ready?

Patience: Fine… Kaia.

Claire: My God, it’s crazy, that’s exactly what I was thinking. That was just a test.

Patience: Okay.

Claire: Okay here it is, ready?

Patience: All right… Still Kaia.

Claire: Damn it!

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Alex: So... are you a big spoon or a little spoon?

Claire: I’m a knife.

Kaia, from across the room: She’s a little spoon.

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Claire: What’s wrong with the way I dress?

Kaia: You know, some people might say that all the black kind of makes you look like an evil villain.

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Claire: Where’s Kaia?

Patience: Don’t worry about Kaia.

Claire: Oh I’m sorry, have you met me?

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Claire: *trying to fix something* Hey could you give me a hand?

Kaia: Sure. *grabs their hand and holds it *

Claire: …

Claire: You know I love you but that’s not what I meant.

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Alex: Who is the more clingy one?

Claire, sitting on Kaia’s lap with arms wrapped around her neck and face buried into Kaia’s chest: Kaia, obviously.

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Kaia: Have a good day babe.

Claire: Don’t tell me what to do.