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things eleceed characters may or may not have said at one point

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Inhyuk: Have you ever had a different job?

Jiwoo: I volunteered at a cat café.

Inhyuk: Great! And what did you take from that?

Jiwoo: Definitely not six cats.

Inhyuk: What?

Jiwoo: What?

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Subin: It's illegal to be cuter than me.

Jisuk: Bad news everyone, we're all going to jail.

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Kayden: Please stop talking.

Kartein: I love the sound of my own voice, and I will not apologize for that.

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(At the Awakened Academy)

Suman: You need to try being nicer to everyone. The other students are scared of you.

Sucheon: That's the point.

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Kayden: I wish I could say I outdid myself, but I'm always this good.

Kayden: So I simply did myself.

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Kayden: I don’t have a “resting bitch face.” Kayden: My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. Kayden: My bitch face will rest when its work is done.

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the grand reopening

hey! so a few things before this account gets back on track: we’re really sorry for the extended period of inactivity! long story short, a bunch of things happened to the admins - falling out of the eleceed loop, starting school, getting to work, etc etc. nowadays we’ve managed to visit this account again though, so updates might go back to normal. thanks for sticking around! 

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Casein Nitrate: Jiwoo, you’re the only valid kid in the house right now. The Roomba is valid too I guess, but it’s on thin fucking ice.

Jiwoo: What’d the Roomba do?

Casein Nitrate: Tried to eat my fuckin’ tail.

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Inhyuk: Once I overheard two of the kids having a fight that went like this-

[flashback]

Jisuk: Anything that comes out of your mouth is stupid!

Subin: Yoo Jisuk.

[End Flashback]

Inhyuk: To this day I still laugh out loud in inappropriate settings because I randomly think about it.

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Jiwoo: *handing Wooin a box* Happy birthday!

Wooin: *opening box* It's empty?

Jiwoo: Oh. Huh. Uh-oh.

Jiwoo: Hey, guys, if anyone sees a salamander, it's Wooin’s okay?

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Subin: EXCUSE ME!

Fast Food Employee: U-uh...how may I help you?

Subin, staring them down with the rest of the friends hiding behind her: They asked for no pickles.

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Jisuk: I love my friends so much, they're such an important part of my life. I wouldn't be the same without them. How can I convey that to them?

Jisuk:

Jisuk: *sends a meme out of nowhere to groupchat at 3am*

Jisuk: Perfect.

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(talking about a trick they're going to play on Iseul)

Jisuk: That would be amazing.

Subin: And mean.

Jisuk: But hilarious.

Subin:

Subin: Yes.

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Casein Nitrate: Jiwoo, you’re the only valid kid in the house right now. The Roomba is valid too I guess, but it's on thin fucking ice.

Jiwoo: What'd the Roomba do?

Casein Nitrate: Tried to eat my fuckin' tail.

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Inhyuk: You should have been here at eight.

Jisuk: *walking into a meeting at 10am* Why? What happened at 8?

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Subin: Besties, people will criticize your dreams. 'You can’t marry the moon'. 'Being dramatic is not a real job'. 'Stop summoning the Devil'.

Subin: Ignore them. Be real. Be yourself. Start a cult.