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Gumball: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY] Penny: What's that? Gumball: Remorse code. Penny: I'm even angrier now.

#submission #the amazing world of gumball #tawog #incorrect tawog #gumball watterson #penny fitzgerald #penball #thanks to the submitter for reminding me that this is a blog i run. maybe i will put some new quotes up soon :)#queued post

Granny JoJo: Gotta love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab your eyes out. I can make mittens.

Frankie: [visibly sweating] W-wait, what was that middle part?

Granny JoJo: I can make a hat.

#granny jojo #frankie watterson #incorrect tawog #incorrect quotes #tawog #The Amazing World of Gumball #source: tumblr

Principal Brown: Listen up, people. As long as nothing happens for the next fifteen minutes, our insurance will be reinstated, so let’s just sit quietly and run out the clock.

[Principal Brown sits down. The faculty remains silent for a few moments, only for Ms. Simian to stand up, screaming, and point up.]

Ms. Simian: A giant sausage!

[A giant sausage can be seen floating from the window. The rest of the faculty starts screaming as well. Principal Brown stands up.]

Mr. Corneille: Oh, God!

Principal Brown: Oh, God, no! Get out of here, you horrific sausage!

Joan Markham: Wait! Isn’t today the parade? It’s just a giant balloon!

Rocky: Giant balloon?

[Rocky screams.]

#source: futurama #submission #principal brown #lucy simian #joan markham #moonchild corneille

[The episode begins at the cafeteria. The students are running wild with hunger and are gnawing everything in sight. A seat crashes into Principal Brown’s office door.]

Principal Brown: Lucy! [dodges dragonfire spewed from Penny] What is happening in my school?!

Ms. Simian: The students have gone crazy! [screams as Bobert is thrown in the kitchen] Rocky is late for work, so there’s no food!

Principal Brown: [gasps then grabs and shakes Ms. Simian] But he’s never been late for work in his life! Oh, this can only mean one thing. [hops on a table and rings the bell] Rocky has passed away!

[The student pause for a moment and cry.]

Principal Brown: Or…maybe he’s just seriously injured. [chuckles]

[The students cry once more.]

Principal Brown: Oh, yeah, that’s still bad, isn’t it? [sobs along with the students]

#source: spongebob squarepants #submission #principal brown #lucy simian

Aftermath of the Joy

Kip Schlezinger: Kip Schwamma here! It’s day three of Elmore Junior High barricade as the police continue to bombard the school with enough sad music that rain clouds cover the entire sky around the school. Scientists say it will take three more days for the happy zombies to return to normal.

Nicole turns off the TV as she glares angrily at her husband.

Richard: How was I to know giving a wonder hug would create happy, rainbow drool zombies!?

Nicole: The fact that it created a mushroom cloud I could see all the way from the factory might have been a clue.

#submission #kip schlezinger #richard watterson #nicole watterson #source: submitter made it up

Gumball: [screams and runs away from Julius Oppenheimer Jr.] Out of my way! Out of my way! [points] Can’t you see he’s gonna kick my butt?! [a bunch of people look over to Marvin Finklehimer at a bus stop]

Marvin: Hi there young people, nice day today.

Patrick Fitzgerald: So, you like kicking butts, do ya? Well we’ll show you, old man! [the people start beating up on Marvin]

#source: spongebob squarepants #submission #marvin finkleheimer #gumball watterson #patrick fitzgerald #Julius Oppenheimer jr

At the Fitzgerald house, Gumball’s friends and family are planning a surprise party for Gumball. However, due to Banana Joe’s idiocy and lack of concentration, everyone appears to be tired.

Penny: Aw, come on, Banana Joe. We’ve been up all night. For the one millionth time, [flips the board while she’s explaining her plan] you’re going to get Gumball out of his house with a sight-seeing tour so we can go in and decorate it for his surprise party. [leans in closer to Banana Joe’s face] Okay?! Repeat it back to me.

Banana Joe: Gotcha. I’m gonna collect all the pretty eggs that I can see and repeat it back to me.

[Everyone groans at Banana Joe’s stupidity. Penny facepalms in disgust, about to give up. Suddenly, Banana Joe’s alarm clock on his wrist rings.]

Banana Joe: Hmm? [looks at his clock] Oh, would you look at the hour? It’s almost time for me to take Gumball on that tour so you guys can decorate his house.

Everyone: [surprised and confused] Huh?

Rob: Huh. I guess even a broken moron can be right once a day.

#source: spongebob squarepants #submission #banana joe #penny fitzgerald #rob tawog

Aftermath of 'The Flower'

Gumball: Hmm, on one hand, that was very disturbing. On the other, Penny’s jealous, ergo interested, so... YES!!!

Carrie: Oh man, Grandma’s going to get pissed about how messed up my room.

Leslie: How come you didn’t go on a jealous rampage, Darwin?

Darwin: While I do have feelings for someone in this room, I trust my brother not to try to steal a girl I like.

Penny: Wait, you have a crush on Carrie?

Jealous!Penny: If I encourage their romance, then I get a free shot at Gumball, YES!!!

Leslie: You know we can you hear you, right?

#submission #source: submitter made it up #i did edit a bit for clarity! but the idea was theirs #gumball watterson #carrie krueger #Darwin Watterson #leslie tawog #carwin #penball #penny fitzgerald

Richard: What do IDK, ILY, and TTYL mean?

Gumball: I don’t know, I love you, talk to you later

Richard: Okay, I’ll ask Anaïs.

#finally! a new post!#richard watterson #gumball watterson #incorrect quotes #incorrect tawog #tawog #the amazing world of gumball

Penny: I’m so angry, I feel like swearing!

Sarah: Oh, Penny, you wouldn’t swear at us.

Penny: Go fuck yourself, Sarah.

#source: flight of the conchords #penny fitzgerald #sarah g lato #incorrect tawog #tawog #the amazing world of gumball

Gumball: I'm organizing a surprise party for Alan.

Darwin: Don't you hate Alan?

Gumball, filling balloons with bees: Yep.

#source: tumblr #gumball watterson #Darwin watterson #Alan keane #incorrect tawog #tawog #the amazing world of gumball

Mr. Small: What’s your biggest fear?

Darwin: Being alone.

Mr. Small, getting the silence snake out: Guess again, idiot.

#source: twitter #Steve small #Darwin watterson #incorrect tawog #tawog #the amazing world of gumball

[In ‘The Flakers’]

Gumball: You abandoned me. You left me to die!

Darwin: well, I wouldn't have done it if I’d known you were going to hassle me about it.

#source: flight of the conchords #gumball watterson #Darwin watterson #incorrect tawog #tawog #the amazing world of gumball

Richard: You’re the best wife ever, Nicole!

Richard: I wish I could marry you again.

Richard: [gasps] Let’s get divorced!!!

#source: parks and rec #Richard watterson #richole #incorrect tawog #tawog #the amazing world of gumball

Leslie: "Ladies and gentlemen" is unnecessarily gendered, overly formal, lengthy, and honestly, I'm falling asleep already.

Leslie: "Cowards", on the other hand, is inclusive to all genders, casual and fun, short and to the point, exciting, and dramatic.

#source: twitter #Leslie tawog #incorrect tawog #tawog #the amazing world of gumball

Yuki: Oh so when crows remember people who wronged them and hold grudges, it’s ‘intelligent’ and ‘really cool,’ but when I do it I’m ‘petty’ and ‘need to move on’-

#source: tumblr #yuki yoshida #incorrect tawog #tawog #the amazing world of gumball

Miss Simian: Steve, do you think of us as friends?

Mr. Small: I hope so, Lucy.

Miss Simian: We’re not. We’re coworkers.

#source: flight of the conchords #Steve small #Lucy simian #incorrect tawog #tawog #the amazing world of gumball

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