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Gumball: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY] Penny: What's that? Gumball: Remorse code. Penny: I'm even angrier now.

[theflannelwizard]

mr. small: welcome to future readiness day. what does everyone want to study in college? 

gumball: chaos! 

darwin: i haven't decided yet :// 

alan: kindness ^w^ 

carmen: politics! 

tina: smashing stuff. 

jamie: smashing stuff as well. 

masami: i'm not going to college, I'm already rich and pretty 

leslie: dance and also flute and also theatre and also fashion and also- 

idaho: potatoes!!!!!! 

molly, sarah, and clayton, in unison: creative writing. jinx! double jinx! 

tobias: respecting women. 

penny: probably one of the humanities. I'm not too worried about the future just yet, but i'd appreciate some help narrowing it down :) 

william: revenge 

ocho: viddy game.

 mr. small: okay! great! that concludes future readiness day!

[noisytrazh]

gumball: I’m telling you, I don’t want to kiss rob

darwin: *points at rob* how does he look?

gumball: kissable- fUCK

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Masami: what's one thing you've always wanted to do, but you know your parents wouldn't be okay with it?

Clayton: Go skydiving. which is why i did it without them, and the president was there, and-

Leslie: Wear heels. My mom is worried about my ankles but she's wrong

Ocho: Enter a cage fight.

Anais: Create sentient life through a combination of chemistry and computer science! I know there are moral and ethical issues with that, but it would be so cool!

Darwin: Eat cereal for breakfast AND dinner. Mrs Mom says it's not healthy

Gumball: Honestly, my parents aren't okay with most of the things I want to do

Idaho: Listen to the radio shows that come on after 8pm

Jamie: Beat up a teacher. Actually, I wanna beat up multiple teachers.

Tina: Have a doll collection. Or else buy all the chocolate milk in the supermarket and try to chug it in one go.

Tobias: Set my own allowance and bedtime!

Penny, laughing: Hang out with Gumball! Also get a pet snake

Banana Joe: Eat a whole box of crayons. I wanna see if the different colours have different flavours

Alan: Donate my life savings to charity. I know I'm supposed to be saving for college, but there are more important things!

Rob: I don't have parents.

*everyone goes quiet and kinda awkwardly looks at Rob*

Rob: ...... so... I can do whatever I want?

*everyone starts talking again and a few people swarm around Rob*

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Granny JoJo: Gotta love knitting needles. I can make a scarf. I can make a hat. I can stab your eyes out. I can make mittens.

Frankie: [visibly sweating] W-wait, what was that middle part?

Granny JoJo: I can make a hat.

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Darwin: Let's watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl!

Carrie: Okay.

Darwin: ...and kiss during the scary parts! :)

Carrie: ...

Carrie: The scary parts.

Carrie: Of Sharkboy. and Lavagirl.

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Mr. Small: What’s your biggest fear?

Darwin: Being alone.

Mr. Small, getting the silence snake out: Guess again, idiot.

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Richard: You’re the best wife ever, Nicole!

Richard: I wish I could marry you again.

Richard: [gasps] Let’s get divorced!!!