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im gonna fucking yeet myself out of a moving train satan oppar take me now. (my dms/asks are open to anyone who wants to rant about i-land.)

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jimin, writing in his diary using a glitter gel pen: i'm losing my sense of humanity

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sungchul: anyone else remember being a child and seeing the very neat handwriting of other little kids and somehow knowing that you were a different genre of person than they were

sunoo: literally no. i remember seeing bad handwriting and thinking "oh these other kids must be orphans or something."

sungchul: fascinating to hear from the other genre. thank you for your contribution

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seon: alright, from now on i'm banning the word boomer

ni-ki: okay sir old-as-shit

seon: you're on thin ice, really thin fucking ice

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jay, from the living room: JUMP IN THE CADILLAC

sunoo, while in the shower: GIRL LET’S PUT SOME MILES ON IT

heeseung: i hate this fucking family

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do you have any socials such as ao3, insta, disc, etc? i feel like i recognize your description from something i can’t remember what, like an i-land fic or something ahgkldsjfhk

ooooh this is fun i get to share a nostalgic memory that you didn’t ask for but you’ll get anyways

my bio’s a quote from a fic by @/hypegirl on ao3 (we know e/o so don’t worry about plagiarism or whatnot). anyways, a few i-land moots and i basically thrived off of her updates and we’d scream about them together. this specific line sent us and a bunch of us changed our bios to it and made it into a whole cult is was great. idk this was pointless i just wanted to share it

anyways this isn’t my quote, but it is from an i-land fic

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seon: can i get a venti vanilla latte with… um, eight shots of espresso?

geonu, next in line: jesus fucking christ just do cocaine

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daniel: i can do this. i’m american, not american’t

seon: you’re ameripleasedon’t-

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seon, trying to tell a story: so i was sitting there-

the rest of i-land from various places in the room: barbecue sauce on my tiddies

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*at the mall*

seon: i’ve lost my son. can you make an announcement?

security: what’s his name?

seon: …

security: sir?

seon: shut up i’m thinking

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daniel: can i go outside and ride my scooter?

seon: yeah, whatever, i’m not your mother.

*daniel running out the door.*

seon: WAIT NOT IN THE STREET-

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seon: i’m having salad for dinner

seon: well, fruit salad

seon: actually, it’s mostly grapes.

seon: okay, it’s all grapes.

seon: fermented grapes

seon:

seon: it’s wine.

seon: i’m having wine for dinner.

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i-land ot23 as types of people on halloween

goes all out with makeup and a full body costume: sunoo, jungwon, taeyong

stays at home and hands out candy: seon, geonu, youngbin

does the same, but instead gives the entire bowl to like the second kid because they called him handsome: sunghoon

draws on whiskers with a crayola marker and puts on a cat headband, because they simply do not have the time and energy to find a proper costume but they still have to do something because their friends will kill them if they don’t (ahem, sunoo, ahem): ni-ki, jaebeom

a white bed sheet with cut out eye holes, that’s it: euijoo, heeseung

maid outfit: jimin, hanbin

cat ears, but because they cute cute: kyungmin, yoonwon, taki, daniel

takes a nap and somehow sleeps in until 3 am: nicholas, kei, jaeho

semi-normal, actually goes trick-or-treating: jake, jay, sungchul

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@ oomf that’s currently blowing up my notifs, i love you

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*at the mall*

seon: i’ve lost my son. can you make an announcement?

security: what’s his name?

seon: ...

security: sir?

seon: shut up i’m thinking

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seon, trying to tell a story: so i was sitting there-

the rest of i-land from various places in the room: barbecue sauce on my tiddies

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geonu, about the i-landers: i did meet some of the most insufferable people. but, they also met me

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jake: this is my boyfriend sunghoon, and that's his boyfriend jay and that’s his boyfriend nicholas and that’s his boyfriend hanbin and that’s his boyfriend kei and that’s his boyfriend seon

jake: oh yeah and that’s euijoo, he’s not dating any of us, he kinda just hangs around