incorrect rookie groups

"honk honk motherfucker, you dropped your nose" || dabae, any pronouns

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shin, removing his rainbow heart shaped shades: i beg your fucking pardon??

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theo: spent my valentine's day walking outside of restaurants and yelling "well, you moved on quickly" and "who is HE?!" at random couples as they walked in.

jiung: why??

theo: i hate love unless it involves me.

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sangwoo: mother nature has given us so many bountiful and lush plants... the beauty of nature... to take that away... is to disregard her gifts entirely. lim jimin: cool, so i take it you're not mowing the lawn? sangwoo: i am, indeed, not mowing the lawn.

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byeonghee: did you get the eggs?

doyum: even better!

byeonghee, softly: ...no.

sangwoo, holding up a chicken: his name is byeonghee jr.

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prince: what’s wrong with you?

woojin: i have this weird self-esteem thing where i hate myself, but i still think i’m better than everyone else.

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taeseung: you played me like a fiddle!

woojin: no, fiddles are actually quite difficult to play

woojin: i played you like the cheap kazoo you are

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shin: what's up with the napkin on the glass door?

junhyung: junseong keeps walking into the door, so i thought this would help

junseong, entering the room: oh cool! a floating napk-

junseong: *walks into the door*

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junseong: maybe no one stole it. sometimes, i think i've lost something really important to me, but it turns out i already ate it.

kangsung: i did not eat prince, junseong.

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jiung: why are your shoes wet?

soul: there was a puddle

jiung: why did you step in it??

soul: it was a puddle

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woojin: if you know that's a bad idea, why are you doing it anyways?

shin: shut up woojin it fits my aesthetic

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dongjun, very tired: woah, that's a big fucking cat

junhyung: dongjun, that's a raccoon

dongjun: i'm taking it home

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woojin: jinwoo and i were crossing the road and this dude drove by and honked at us

junhyung, sighing: what did jinwoo do?

woojin: he chased him to the next red light then reached into his window and-

jinwoo, walking into the room: who wants a steering wheel?

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intak: are you https? because i'm :// without you

theo: how the

theo: how the fuck did you say that out loud

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theo: *does absolutely nothing*

keeho: can you seriously be any more adorable?? outrageous.

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jiung: *sneezes*

intak:

jiung: you’re not even gonna say “bless you”?

intak: i’m sitting with you, you’ve clearly already been blessed.

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jongseob: i'm not a baby anymore. i'm mature now. i'm a man, an adult.

also jongseob: i must align my feet with the tiles or else i will die.

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P1Harmony 05 line feat. 05 liner!reader

*in school*

(Y/N): My lifelong goal is to knock someone out with a frying pan

Jongseob: I want to get knocked out to avoid physics

Soul: *pulls frying pan out of backpack*