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Anything Enji/TodoFam related, mostly Enji though | All ships are welcome | AUs are also welcome | Asks/Submissions always open

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I'm yassifying enji one pic at a time, Hawks is v supportive

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Natsuo: You remember that time when mom and dad got into a big fight because he called her 'the mother of disappointments?'

Touya: Vividly. He never insulted her like that.

Natsuo: I just realized something.

Natsuo: He wasn't insulting *her.*

Touya: Holy

Touya: Shit

Natsuo: Yeah. It took me 14 years to figure it out.

Touya: Which only reinforces his point, if you think about it.

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Enji: if you ever feel bad about your taste in men I’m dating a man who texts me “it’s fat cock Friday, see you after work” every single Friday :// and guess where I am every single Friday ://///

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Enji: I hate All Might. I hate him so much I want to grab his tie and pull him close just to glare at him. Yes that is the reason I want to do that. We are nemeses

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Keigo, about Enji: He has no idea he's my boyfriend.

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Keigo: That looks heavy let me hold it for you

Enji:

Enji: That's my ass, Keigo.

Keigo: I know

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Keigo: Enji, what are you doing tomorrow?

Enji: Having my day ruined with whatever you're about to ask me to do.

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Shouto: I’ll be up late. I have homework

Enji: You’re in preschool.

Shouto: I have to color in this whole picture.

Enji: I’ll put on some coffee

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Keigo: Hey, you wanna hear a joke?

Enji, working: No.

Keigo: Yes you do. Ok, here it goes-

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Touya: Father, why have you forbade me from entering the delicious chamber?

Enji: It's called an oven, and you will die.

Touya, crying: I am strong, father.

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Keigo: Do you think lava tastes spicy?

Toshinori: Please DO NOT eat lava

Enji: Lava is just molten earth, it would most likely taste bland and dusty.

Keigo: You are the only one here who understands me Enji

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Enji: I like Keigo the way I like my emotions. Buried deep inside me.

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Regular posting will now resume! Thank you everyone for being patient

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Due to intense weather, my power is out and will probably be for awhile, unfortunately that means I can't really post at the moment, but I'll update when we get power back and will continue posting when that happens

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Enji: Everybody has a toxic trait. Except Fuyumi. She’s perfect.

Fuyumi: Wrong! My toxic trait is how badly I want to domesticate a raccoon.

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Enji: Sorry for having great tits and correct opinions on everything. As if it’s my fault.

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Enji: What do you mean I don’t have a social life?

Enji: I just went grocery shopping with my daughter.