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Santos: hey garcia, can I borrow your top?

Garcia: yeah sure

Santos: Thanks! *drags Al Hashimi away from Garcia*

Garcia: WAIT

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Al Hashimi, to Garcia and Santos: you two look so good together, I’d put you in a boat

Santos: you’d put us in a boat?

Al Hashimi: isn’t that what young people say when they think two people would make a good couple?

Garcia: …you mean you ship us?

Al Hashimi: yes. I ‘ship’ you.

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Whitaker: I have to book a hotel for a week while my landlord does repairs on my apartment

Dana: why don’t you stay at Al Hashimi’s house with Santos and Garcia while your house is getting repaired?

Whitaker, shuddering: god no

Dana: that bad?

Whitaker: it’s hard to look them in the eye after hearing santos call Garcia daddy and Al Hashimi mommy

Dana, spitting her coffee out: SHE WHAT

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garcia: so is almost getting arrested part of your brilliant idea?

santos: shut up, nobody likes a smartass

baran: but you call me a smartass…

santos: it’s okay when you do it

🙏

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Al Hashimi: Is santos okay? She’s been laying face down on the floor for an hour?

Garcia: yeah she’s fine, she’s just listened to the new Noah Kahan album for the first time

Al Hashimi, nodding: ah, so she’s gonna be on the floor for a few more hours then

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Santos: can you fuck the sad out of me?

Garcia: yes

Al Hashimi, glaring at Garcia: or…you could tell us what’s wrong?

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Santos: I like your top, Garcia!

Al Hashimi: I have a name, you know.

Garcia: *sighs* Why. Why are you like this.

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Al Hashimi: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.

Garcia: I’m “a couple of things”.

Santos: I’m “got distracted”.

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Santos: sapnu puaS.

Garcia: What??

Al Hashimi: What language is that?

Santos: Turn your phone 180 degrees.

*Santos was removed from the groupchat*

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Santos: Why doesn’t Al Hashimi find me sexy when I bite my lip?

Garcia: What do you look like when you bite your lip?

Santos: *bites lip*

Garcia:

Garcia: Have you considered biting your bottom lip instead?

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Santos: Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.

Garcia: Erm... it’s nice see your smile when you win!

*later*

Santos: Garcia was probably just staring at my ass, wasn’t she?

Al Hashimi: Yeah, she absolutely was.

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Santos, looking through her clothes: Has anyone seen my top?

Garcia: yeah baby, Baran is in the kitchen.

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Santos: *singing to baby jeign deaux*

Garcia:

Al Hashimi:

Garcia & Al Hashimi: we have GOT to get that girl pregnant

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