Incorrect Girlfriend for Hire

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Izumi: Ten seconds is an eternity! It’s a third of the way to Mars! Yutori: Izumi-san, we’ve talked about this. Thirty Seconds to Mars is the name of a band, not a fact.

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Yutori, angrily pointing at Takao: Just because you’re hot doesn’t mean you can do whatever you want! Takao: You... Takao, starting to smile: ...think I’m hot? Yutori, getting flustered: Wait. What? No. I didn’t- Takao, grinning: You think I’m hot! Yutori, glaring but blushing: Shut up! Takao, turning to yell to Mogami and Izumi: Guys! Yutori-san thinks I’m hot! Izumi and Mogami, high-fiving: Called it!

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Rei: I think I love you. Izumi: Please don’t do that to yourself.

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Rumiko: *shows any kind of kindness or sweetness towards Yutori* Yutori: What is this? Rumiko: Uh... affection? Yutori: Disgusting. Rumiko: Yutori: ...Do it again.

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Mogami: Kyoku-san, why don’t you hang out here a while, I’ll be right back. Hito-kun, why don’t you explain to Kyoku-san... why you are the way you are

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Akira: What’s the WIFI password? Koto: This is a funeral! Akira, typing: This... is... a... funeral

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Yutori: We are here to learn how to treat each other with respect and dignity. Yutori: SO SHUT UP AND LISTEN

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Mogami: Did you have to stab him? Yutori: You weren’t there. You didn’t hear what he said to me. Rumiko: What did he say? Yutori: “What are you going to do, stab me?” Rumiko: That’s fair. Mogami:

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Rumiko: hey, what time is it? Ryu: dunno. pass me that trombone and we’ll find out. Ryu: *blows trombone loudly* Kimi from next door: WHO IS PLAYING THE FREAKING TROMBONE AT 2AM? Ryu: it’s 2am.

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Ryu: C’mon, Rumiko, we’re stealing a news van! Ryu: It’s the perfect crime. How will they ever report it?

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{Yutori and her mother after a fight} Yutori: I want an apology. Hibari: I’m sorry you were born.

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Rumiko: Do we have any clear gloves Ryu: yes Rumiko: where? Ryu: You can’t see them, they’re clear Rumiko: Rumiko: did you just make a dad joke

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Koto: I can’t get Akira out of his room. Rumiko: Tell him I said something. Koto: Like what? Rumiko: Anything factually incorrect. {3 seconds later} Akira, bursting into the room: Did you seriously just say the sun is a planet-

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Yutori: it’s a package from my parents Rumiko: what is it? Yutori: it’s heavy, must be their disappointment in me

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Takao: Anybody under 5′7″ can’t talk about fighting someone. Like, what are you going to do? Headbutt someone in the chest? Yutori: Say goodbye to your kneecaps, fool

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Yutori: I’m a wanted woman. Takao: That’s not possible, you weren’t even a wanted child!

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Rumiko: Are you always a smartypants? Yosuke: No. Sometimes I’m asleep.