Incorrect Guildings

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Palance: This plan seems complicated. 😣

Gwynn: To be Fair, you once said oranges are Complicated.

Palance: They don’t make any sense! Apples you eat their clothes, but oranges you don’t? 🍎🤔🍊

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Coda: Hey sis-

Syb: Whatever you're about to say will only be about the 11th most insane thing today, so who cares 💀

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Fakey: Now we’re going to do the most human thing of all: attempt something futile with a ton of unearned confidence and fail spectacularly!

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Meemaw: So anyway, what have you and your 🤬ing hero friends done so far, Chazzaz?

Chazazz: how r u doing that with your mouth?

Meemaw: Never 🤬 mind how I'm doing it!

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Gywnn: Coda, what’s the plan?

Coda: Well, it mostly involves Not Dying.

Gywnn: I like that plan!

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Coda: We’re kind of missing something guys. Gywnn: Cohesion? Gywnn: Teamwork? Gywnn: A General Sense of what we’re Doing? Prisma: and palance isn’t here Gywnn: Oh, and that, yes.

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Syb: I swear. Sometimes, I think the whole world is against me. Coda: I don’t know. Sometimes it feels like maybe, its kinda because you’re a little uh– Syb: Mistreated? Coda: A little... Syb: Cheated out of things I deserved? Coda: Eh– Syb: Unjustifiably shunned? Coda: I was kind of going more for a weeping sore of annoyance.

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Syb: What does a winner do when life gives them lemons? Coda: Um, make lemonade? Syb: No, they squeeze them right back into life’s eyes!

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Hedgesphinx: Well, aren’t you all a rag-tag group of adventurers with unclear goals and good hearts! Oh, let me guess: you’re out to save the world! (^-x-^)

Palance: Well, actually, that sounds like a pretty fair assessment. 😁

Prisma: more or less, i guess...

Chazazz: that sounds AWESOME! letzz do that!

Gywnn: I am open to the Concept.

Syb: Fine, if everyone else wants to.

Coda: I thought that’s what we were doing, guys, come on!

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Coda: You guys just got back together. You might not want to ditch her on her birthday.

Syb: I think Coda has a point. You can see it another day.

Prisma: but someone might spoil the movie. No one can spoil gwynn's birthday for me. ✨surprise✨ she's even older. who saw that coming?

Coda: Aww, that's nice. Put that on her cake.

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Coda: Is 4 a lot?

Syb: Depends on the context. Startups? No. Murders? Yes. 💀

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Palance: What's your biggest fear? 😱

Prisma: being ⚡️forgotten ⚡️

Palance: Wow, that's deep. 🤔🤔🤔

Palance: Mine is the Kool-Aid man but I feel kinda stupid about it now. 😅

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Chazazz: i have edge.

Syb: You really don't. You are literally the most wide-eyed person I've ever seen. You have the face of a cartoon lamb. ❤️

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Chazazz: a theif.

Gwynn: Thief?

Chazazz: theif.

Gwynn: I before E except after C.

Chazazz: thceif.

Gwynn: No!

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Gywnn: So what do you have planned for The Future?

Palance: Lunch.

Gywnn: No, like long term.

Palance: Oh...um, dinner? 😅🥪🍽

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Syb : 🤬 Capitalism. It's a rigged system that keeps us poor and it isn't fair. You shouldn't need to work three jobs to afford basic necessities.

Syb, playing Monopoly: Sorry, if you wanted to win you should have tried not being poor. 💀❤️⚔️

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Syb: I personally don't think it's possible to come up with a crazier plan. 🙄

Chazazz: we could attack them with humummus. huummuss. hummus.

Syb: I stand corrected.

Chazazz: just keeping things in perspectibve