something about david & darlin showing their first real signs of life to each other in like months and the first thing that happens is david scolding the fuck out of darlin really sends
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something about david & darlin showing their first real signs of life to each other in like months and the first thing that happens is david scolding the fuck out of darlin really sends
perpetua driving for the first time coming home after the tour while cardi is going on vacation:
“LAST ONE THERE’S A ROTTEN EGG!” Blue yelled, running ahead of the group.
“AND FIRST ONE HAS TO EAT IT!” Crimson reflexively yelled back, running after him. He heard Green and Vio running behind him.
He refused to be a rotten egg, but he also refused to eat one.
Zuko and Azula if A:TLA had cell phones:
Azula: "Hey, Zuzu! What's up?"
Zuko: "Hey, Azula."
Azula: "What's going on? Am I going to see you in the palace anytime soon?"
Zuko: "Uh, not that soon, I'm actually traveling..."
Azula: "Uh-huh. Uh-huh. What's your ETA?"
Zuko: "Uh, about a week? I'm... I'm in the Earth Kingdom."
Azula: "Excuse me?"
Azula: "The Earth Kingdom, with all the dirt and the stupid hats?"
Azula: "Why is that, cock-sock?"
Zuko: "Um, I'm actually with Uncle Iroh..."
Azula: "Oh, Zuzu, fuck Uncle Iroh!"
Zuko: "You're on speakerphone, Azula!"
Azula:
Azula: "Well, I shouldn't be, Zuzu."
"Come back...you..." a futile gesture since she was already halfway down the street. Meanwhile the younger Konishi gritted his teeth, one sneaker foot in front of the other, hands open and raised in mute frustration as his sister flitted off, laughing!
She had the nerve to LAUGH at stealing his snack!
For once, not caring who heard him, yelled after Saki's retreating form, "I HOPE YOU GET FAT, you mooch!"
Psst…little snippet of how the “Ucheshi meets Scar” mini-fic is going
“I still don’t think you understand…”
“Look, you may have gotten the fish-for-brain here-“
“Uncalled for.” Kiburi interrupted.
“-to fall for your plan, but I actually think before I act,”
[Winter and Weiss, trying to bond]
Winter, strained: Can I just say… I am so comfortable with your sexuality.
Weiss, awkwardly: Can I just say, that your comfort with my sexuality has made me more comfortable with my sexuality.
Whitley: Can I just say that if I had a gun with me, I would shoot myself.
Raven: Don't be so dramatic.
Qrow: Just for that I'm bringing out the fainting couch to spite you.