"Incorrect" HashiMada

Their canon is already wilder than most things the fandom can come up with anyway. (this is a side blog ✌🏻)

[incorrect-hashimada]

Izuna: Ooh, somebody has a crush!

Madara: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Hashirama. I just think he's cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him.

[Later that night]

Madara, very much awake: Uh oh.

[incorrect-hashimada]

Hashirama: Look, I know you think my judgement is a little clouded because I like Madara.

Tobirama, holding up Hashirama's notepad: You doodled your wedding invitation on here.

Hashirama: No, you got it all wrong.

Hashirama: That's our joint tomb stone.

Tobirama: My mistake.

[incorrect-hashimada]

Hashirama: [plays with Madara's hair]

Madara: Stop it. You're ruining my reputation.

Hashirama: Then get off my lap.

Madara: No.

[incorrect-hashimada]

Hashirama: I give up. I am so tired.

Tobirama, reluctantly: ...Get the emergency supply.

Touka: [carries in Madara and places him in front of Hashirama]

Madara:

Hashirama: AND I AM BACK BABY, LET'S GOOO

[incorrect-hashimada]

Mito: Truth or dare?

Hashirama: Truth.

Mito: I dare you to go kiss Madara.

Hashirama, already getting up: Fine.

Tobirama, confused: He didn't even choose dare?

[incorrect-hashimada]

Tobirama: I saw a really beautiful person today.

Hashirama: That's weird, I haven't seen Madara all day. Where did you see him?

Tobirama, eye twitching: Madara is not the only beautiful person in the world!

Hashirama: That's a lie.

[incorrect-hashimada]

Izuna: I sleep with a kunai under my pillow.

Tobirama: Oh yeah? Well, I sleep with my sword.

Madara: You're both pathetic.

Izuna: Why? What do you sleep with?

Madara: Hashirama.

[incorrect-hashimada]

Madara: I'm not like most guys.

Madara: [sips Hashirama's come through a very complex straw]

Madara: I'm worse.

[amgeryporcupine]

Scrolling to get some hashimada fanart ideas but came across this instead... I have no regrets-

Literally did this in a hurry

[incorrect-hashimada]

Hashirama: I remember the first time I saw him. I was like, 'holy shit, I'm going to fall in love with this person'.

Mito: Oh, that's sweet. Madara, what did you think the first time you saw Hashirama?

Madara: I thought, 'oh shit, this guy is going to get me killed'.

[incorrect-hashimada]

Hashirama: You're the most jealous man I know!

Madara: [narrows eyes] You know other men..?

Hashirama:

[incorrect-hashimada]

Hashirama: Deep down, Madara has a good heart.

Tobirama: Yeah, I've noticed you looking at his "good heart".

[incorrect-hashimada]

Madara: What? People actually tell their crushes they like them?

Obito: What the hell do you do then?

Madara: I try to stubbornly comment on their strength and fighting skills and how impressed I am with them hoping they catch on, of course.

[incorrect-hashimada]

[Madara is telling a story]

Hashirama: Wow, Madara, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance!

Tobirama: Romance?

Hashirama: I have a crush on him.

[incorrect-hashimada]

Hashirama: Madara just said "I have an appetite for destruction" and then he reached down and unclasped my sandal.

[incorrect-hashimada]

Hashirama: Can we talk, one ten to another?

Madara: You're an eleven, but continue.

[incorrect-hashimada]

Madara: [rolls over in bed and knees Hashirama in the side]

Hashirama: Ow, you kneed me!

Madara, sleepily: Yeah, I do need you...

Hashirama, voice breaking: O-okay

[incorrect-hashimada]

[Something goes wrong]

Madara, frustrated: Fuck me.

Hashirama: [perks up]

Tobirama: Settle down, elder brother.