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@incorrect-hatchetfield-quotes
Introduction time
I’m Donut. My pronouns are 🍩/they and I love Starkid. I’m still moderately new to the fandom, but I’ve watched everything in the Hatchetfield universe and decided to make some incorrect quotes. Hopefully this won’t be shit. (Like Paul, you piece of shit)
Also there will be Nightmare Time spoilers, beware
Paul: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?
Emma: *turning to Ted* How tall are you?
*Alice and Deb skipping stones on lake*
Alice: It’s such a beautiful evening.
Deb, whispering: Take that you fucking lake
Tom: You often use humor to deflect trauma.
Lex: Thank you.
Tom: I didn't say that was a good thing.
Lex: What I'm hearing is you think I'm funny.
Ted: *Accidentally hits Charlotte in the face*
Ted: *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*
Ted: ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!
Charlotte:
Emma: Remember when you didn't try to solve all your problems with attempted murder?
Hidgens: Stop romanticizing the past.
Tom: Where are you going? Lex: To get ice cream or commit a felony, I’ll decide on the way there
Bill: Physically, yes, I could fight a bird. But emotionally? Imagine the toll.
Sam: Okay okay stop asking me if I'm straight, gay, bi, whatever.
Sam, pulling out a gun: I identify as a FUCKING THREAT.
Emdroid: People are always asking me if I'm a morning person or a night person.
Emdroid: And I'm just like, 'Buddy! I'm barely even a PERSON!'
Tom: Hey, you want some leftovers?
Becky: What's that?
Tom: You've never had leftovers???
Becky: No, because I'm not a quitter.
Ted: I’ve come to a point in my life where I need a stronger word than fuck
Linda: Some of you may die, but that’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.
Lex: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Ethan: You and me.
Lex, tearing up: Okay.
Ted in Time Bastard: Well, well, well... if it isn’t my old friend: the dawning realization that I fucked up bad.
Hannah: Goodnight moon.
Hannah: Goodnight tree.
Hannah: Goodnight ghosts that only I can see.
Alice: Jail is no fun. I’ll tell you that much.
Deb: Oh, you’ve been?
Alice: Once. In Monopoly.