incorrect hku and hkf

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Zavis, sneaking up behind Siv: Hey, wanna help me commit a felony?

Siv: *Screams*

Zavis: Oh, right. Sorry

Zavis, whispering: Wanna help me commit a felony?

Siv, whispering back: Of course. What do you need?

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Larc: Am I in trouble?

Ligero: Take a guess

Larc: No?

Ligero: Take another guess

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Zavis: I told Siv his ears flush when he lies.

Revali: Why?

Zavis: Look.

Zavis: Hey Siv! Do you love us?

Siv, covering his ears: No

Revali:

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Sooga, taking out a knife: We’ve got ways of making people talk

Larc: *Sweats nervously*

Sooga: *Cuts a slice of banana cake*

Larc: ...Can I have some?

Kohga: Cake is for talkers

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Elane: Hey, if I ask for dating advice will you promise not to be weird?

Astor: I promise

Elane: There's this guy in--

Astor: You can do better

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Larc: You can't do this! It's against the law!

Siv, about to commit 19 felonies at the same time: What's stopping me? A piece of paper that's been touched by multiple old white men?

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Larc: You spent all our money on THIS?

Siv, putting tiny raincoats on baby rats: They live outside. They need this

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Siv: Looks like we can't mansplain, manipulate, manwhore our way out of this one, boys

Ssiv: Manslaughter it is

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Zavis: In my defense, I was left unsupervised.

Larc: Wasn't Siv with you?

Siv: In my defense, I was also left unsupervised.

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Urbosa: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Daruk: Put spaghetti in it

Urbosa: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you

Revali: Put spaghetti in it

Urbosa: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two

Mipha: Put spaghetti in it

Urbosa: I'm no longer taking suggestions

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Astor: Can I be frank with you?

Sooga: Yes, but I'm not sure how changing your name will help

Siv: Can I still be Siv?

Kohga: Shh, let Frank speak

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Aryll: You flirt and kiss, and for what? Love??? Pathetic

Link-Link: To level up my charisma stat

Aryll: Ah, a gamer. You may pass

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Siv: Hostage or not, sometimes it's nice being held

Sooga:

Sooga: Are you okay

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Larc, seeing a big pile of trash: Big.......

Larc, looking at Aryll: .....mood???

Aryll, beaming:

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Astor: Are you okay?!

Yiga!Mallory: Yes

Astor: Are you hurt?

Mallory: No

Astor: Then what the fuck were you thinking?!

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Larc: You're doing that staring thing again

Launo: It’s hardly my fault you're so hot

Larc: What

Launo: What

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Siv: You got tossed out too, huh?

Mallory: Yeah, for yelling

Siv: You yelled in a museum? That's hardcore!

Mallory: Why’d you get tossed out?

Siv: Stole a pterodactyl. But it’s not like I yelled!