#revali aceilo

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Urbosa: I currently have 7 empty notebooks and I have no clue what to put in them. Suggestions?

Daruk: Put spaghetti in it

Urbosa: I'm currently taking suggestions from literally anyone but you

Revali: Put spaghetti in it

Urbosa: I'm currently taking suggestions from anyone but you two

Mipha: Put spaghetti in it

Urbosa: I'm no longer taking suggestions

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What if Rito were like birds of paradise and did silly little dances to impress someone they liked.

Life will not be complete until I see Revali hopping up and down like a gay little idiot as he tries to impress people with his shitty dancing skills. Life will not be complete, I tell you.

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Mipha: What crimes are we doing today?

Linklink: Treason

Urbosa: War crimes

Daruk: Traffic Violations

Revali: Murder

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Mallory, to the champions: Quit your job

Champions: Why

Mallory: Join my emo band

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Rhoam: Tag what you’re majoring in/intend on majoring in

Urbosa: Respecting Women

Revali: Bat man

Linklink: minecraft

Daruk: YOUTUBE!

Mipha: In the tags, guys

Aryll: fuckin weed

Astor: W

Mallory: Criminal justice and psychology

Larc: I’m terrified that I’ll lock myself into an interest that I’ll no longer be passionate about in a few years, like all the other areas of study I’ve pursued over my life

Siv: Minecraft

Zavis: minecraft as well

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Revali: What is wrong with you?!

Ssiv: Many things, I’m afraid you’re going to have to be a little more specific.

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Zavis: I told Siv his ears flush when he lies.

Revali: Why?

Zavis: Look.

Zavis: Hey Siv! Do you love us?

Siv, covering his ears: No

Revali:

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Revali, standing with his back turned: I’ve been expecting you, Zavis

Zavis: How did you do that without turning around?

Revali: ...To be perfectly honest, the first couple of people I did that to weren’t actually you