Incorrect Hsv Au Quotes

Hello, this an Incorrect Quotes blog based on an au created by Hesitant-Vampire. This au is a mainly mcr and emo quartet (but has other emo bands) based au. It was originally a Vampire! Teacher! Gerard and Vampire! Student! Mikey au. If you have any questions about the au or need more info go to Hesitant-Vampire.

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Frank, during his driving test: I'm a confident driver.

Ray: Last time you ran over someone.

Frank: Confidently!

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Mikey, having a conversation with a classmate: Not all vampires suck blood!

Frank: Yea! some vampires suck dick!

Pete: laughing from the other side of the room

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(During a test)

Pete, whispering: Tomatoes are biologically fruits, but identify as a vegetable.

Patrick: Please just finish your damn test.

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Patrick: Can I just throw my binder at someone hard enough to kill them?

Pete: ....

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Pete: I am not wearing pants by the way, I just thought you'd all like to know that.

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Gerard, arguing with Mikey: We dont use bad words in this house!

Frank, from the distance: FUCK!

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Gerard: So.....are you gonna tell me the story of why was there a huge pile of crushed pringles in the bathroom when I got home from work?

Mikey: the story has a complicated purpose and outcome and as I said for the 4th damn time that I think I was high on sugar and coffee.

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(During class)

Mikey: All basic anime girls are like "*sigh* I'm not as pretty as my sister.." when her sister has the same face and body.

Frank: Her sister has the exact same face and body but she's got huge badonkadonks. I mean huge whooperproperdrs.

Brendon: Just say boobs you dumbfuck asshole.

Frank: I mean huge wampeedamberfuckalongas.

Gerard: Boys, shut the fuck up.

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Mikey, to frank: look me dead in the eyes and tell me you wouldn’t want to be fucked by a vampire. do it.

Frank: .....

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Pete: Humans are a lot like cats...

Frank: We love attention and always send mixed signals?

Pete: We both eat mice.

Patrick: Pete...

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Brendon: priest kink is defiantly a thing and I am afflicted by it.

Ryan R, reading his book: go to church.

Ryan R: WAIT.

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Patrick: Raccoons and their... little hands.

Frank: I saw a dead raccoon on the side of the road today.

Pete: Great job Frank you ruined it!

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(At lunch)

Frank: All mosquitoes deserve to die.

Mikey: Awww, come on dude, don't be like that. I mean, you know the ecosystem would collapse without them!

Patrick: Actually fun fact, mosquitoes are one of the few species that if they went extinct, the evosystem wouldn't be effected very much and no real harm would come from removing mosquitoes entirely!

Pete: Let the extermination begin!

Gerard: *sigh*

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Ryan R, to Brendon: I'm flattered, really. But fuck you.

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Gerard: ok, any questions?

Frank, raising his hand: yes

Gerard: what is it?

Frank: do you think pigeons have feelings?

Gerard: ....

Gerard: anyone else have a question?

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Frank, in music class, to Gerard: *strums guitar* I love you, bitch *strums guitar* I ain't never gonna stop loving you, bitch!

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Gerard, to frank: you're trying to get attention from me, huh? You're not gonna get nothin, no attention for you. Zzzero!