Your raps are abominable;
Not despicable in terms of rapping prowess but you're domitable.
In fact, your mind's so ambitious, that your flow lags.
Sorry, but I'm not surprised your rap drags.
I'm gettin' the bag. Tryna prove what's right and what's moot in the tags.
I never gag. You know I don't mean to nag but it's true when I brag. I'm usin' a rag
to clean up after that shitty piece of rhyming you made. Yeah, You know i'm right because it's in the name.
It's giving a joke as a grade.
Listen. I'm only gonna say this once. (gonna get this one chance)
When you rhyme 'bones' with 'bones' it's only telling me 'dunce'.
It's never funny. It never was. Never will be.
And after this your only hope is you don't wake up in the I.C.
U. Never knew this family the way *I* do.
The only time you're relevant's the times I'm sittin' beside you--
whisperin' the answers in your non-existent skeleton ears.
Is that a skeleton key? I haven't seen one in years.
Y'know, when I was a kid I used to really like sans.
Y'know, the guy who they could never tell was either wearing slippers or white vans?
Yeah that guy. And the fifty billion youtuber rappers
that took his lore meshed in with bone puns gave it all a quick lacquer
put it in the oven "oh look here's another generic skeleton rap."
Well, let's just say, yours is prolly worse than that.
Your verses here are lacking of any form of creativity.
Is it even a rap or a sea shanty? I guess it's all up to relativity
But that's not really my expertise, is it? Yeah, I just say 'yes' or 'no', and yours certainly isn't.
Consider instead the meme skeleton with the sword and shield
He screams and he screams and he never does win so just yield.
Yeah, your raps amount to nothing in this gigantic blog cluster.
But who the fuck even cares? We're fucking rapping on Tumblr.
So in the end, even if you think you don't-- it's true you know I'm correct.
And you 'spawned out of nowhere', so now nothing's what you'll get.
@notnecessarily-correct-lore-lore